Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)

Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.

by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003

goo goo ga goob'

word used by the Beatles in I Am The Walrus. Meaning, yes and certainly or uh-huh

You are a looser, goo goo ga goob'!

by SammMan November 14, 2004

goobsed

The act of touching yourself, while touching the private area of another while they sleep, and then ejaculating on that sleeping innocent person.

Omg I got drunk and passed out, and when I woke up I was getting goobsed

by Gagatrength February 25, 2018

Goob

Big word for GB, Also a nickname for weed.

Tweakers say "where's your going at?"
"Got any goob?" "There are goob flakes on the counter."

by GoobieLynnSpears November 27, 2018

Goob×Mary-Anne

Goob×Mary-Anne: They are a couple from a *tv show and share loving affection towards each other. They are total opposites, but have something special about each other that knocks them off their feet! He is the bassist in a band, and she is a cheerleader, they both happen to be second in command, in their cliques. Goob's affections for Mary-Anne is STRONG. He cares for her, and people know it, when Mary-Anne's in the picture, he doesn't seem like himself at all, he is usually a very depressing man due from his actions and sense of clothing, who smiles here and there, get him mad, and you'd be dead, since he is very strong, when it comes to fighting, Mary-Anne on the other hand, is a care-free cheerleader who is positive... In a negative way! She is a nice girl don't get me wrong... But could kick ass and get pretty pissed if you say the wrong thing, she is innocent and grew up with a devastating childhood, but when she met Goob, he promised "he'd take care of her and protect her" they both are VERY good looking! She has a latino-american look, with piercing silver eyes, that could take you away, while Goob has a turtealish color that you can stare ate forever, especially when he doesn't wear his hoodie, which hides his dark black shaggy hair, these two support each other in any possible situation, they defend each other whenever they can (theme songs:

Sk8ter girl: Avril Lavigne
Pussy Cat Dolls: Elevator
In My Head: Jason Derulo
Green Day: Barbie Doll
Etc...

Goob×Mary-Anne is a couple

by Hatsymdrome1 September 24, 2017

Goobs

The best type of person there can possibly be in this world

Ma nigga goobs

by Mynigg April 6, 2019

Goob

When the food is good but your mouth is too full to correctly pronounce good

This is goob. Very goob.

by Sydbey January 24, 2017