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Gonan

When you're gonna but you forgot how to spell gonna so you went too fast and said gonan
Stranger: "HOLD UP IM GONAN"
Person A: "OH NO THEY'RE GONAN!"
Person B: "THEY'RE GONAN OH NO!"
Person A: "HOLD ME WHAT ARE THEY GONAN?!?"
by strangerisorange August 20, 2022
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Gonan

When you're going bananas too quickly and you can't say that you're going bananas because you don't have the time.
"I'm gonan!" David said. Emilie yelled. "That isn't a word!" Andrew said, "It means going bananas, but David's going too fast."
by bredkey February 19, 2014
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gonads

The body part that fast-talking squirrels like to sing about on the Internet.
When you're a kid and you want to go, "weee!", but you ain't got drugs yet, you hold out for your life. You hold on to your little gonads and strife.
by costheta July 22, 2009
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gonasyphiherpaclap

A multitude of infectuous sexually transmitted diseases (std) that have mutated together that infect the male or female genitalia leaving a number of pus filled blisters and lesions which eventually cause the male's penis to rot and fall off and the female's vagina to appear that it is throwing up a combination of 8 week old spaghetti and cauliflower in a cream sauce. It emits a foul rotten odor that so strong that flies and maggots will not go near it.
Brian messed around with too many of them skanky bitches and caught the gonasyphiherpaclap.
by Phil S August 4, 2006
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gonch pull

A sharp upward yank on another person's gonchies. Usually painful but entertaining to behold. An especially useful technique in warding off unwanted and raunchy immigrants who like showing chest hair.
Person 1: Dude, i'll give you ten bucks if you give blagloslav a gonch pull.
Person 2: I'll do it for free! Uh, do you have any gloves?
by Dexter March 26, 2003
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gonasyphilaids

An advance form of an STD with multiple symptons.
That bitch slept around so much, she probably has gonasyphilaids
by Matt May 15, 2004
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Gonad

1. A testicle
2. Pseudonym of a notorious sex addict
2. After she lost the second job because of having sexual intercourse at work, they started calling her Julie Gonad
by Julie Groman September 13, 2003
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