Gower

1: Slang term for a person who fabricates stories especially to make themselves look impressive, sophisticated or intelligent.
2: A person who generally lies often.
(Origin - London possibly from Jamaican.)

AK: Dude, I had a threesome with two girls from that TV show, 'Hollyoaks!'
Abdul: You're a gower, sta!

by j35t3r October 3, 2006

grower

A grower is a guy whose dick gets considerably bigger when he gets a hard-on.

Matt is a shower, but his friend Connor, is a grower.

by USAF Cadet January 6, 2021

andrew gower

The man who created a million dollar game, but never passed 3rd grade math.

Has caused the wasting of lives of thousands of teenagers, more than he can count.

Can be used in name calling...

favre - haha that guy thought 45 was lower than 30, he's such an Andrew Gower

by magicninja90 August 4, 2007

Show-er vs Grower

In reference to a man's flacid penis. When you are a show-er, your penis is the same length as when you are erect. When you are a "grower", you have the same characteristics of a frightened turtle, who's head hides in it's shell. When you are erect, you penis grows in length. The exception to this rule is Chinese, who are neither "show'ers" or "growers".

And the kryptonite to both types is water, because it doesn't matte if you "show" or "grow", at that point you shrink.

When Aaron was in the locker room, he could not figure out why everyone had such a bigger penis than him. It was only until Kelly told him the difference of what a "Show-er" vs "Grower" was. "Show-er vs Grower"

by Tom.Collins.NYC January 10, 2014

Glowed Up

Straight tripping. When you're up in the astrals communing with the mind at large.

I was so glowed up this Sunday, I was seeing shit for the next two days.

by swim80552 October 2, 2016

Danny Glover

When a loved one asks you to feel his/her butt for any defects, then proceeds to hold your hand there while letting out a very loud or smelly fart.

Hey, sis! I'm gonna go over there and give grandma and old Danny Glover!

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

Glover

A Conservative Party defense mechanism which attempts to deny knowledge of people, places, or things that they have been called onto national television to discuss. A glover was first employed by CPC member of parliament Shelly Glover on Power and Politics, when she stated that she "didn't know" who Tom Flanagan was to deflect his critique of her Supreme Leader, PM S.J. Harper.

Person no.1: Tom Flanagan is a Canadian I understand
Person no.2: Oh quit pulling a Glover, you know exactly who Tom Flanagan is.

by rickrollinger February 9, 2010