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Glove love

Masturbation while wearing a pair of beautiful smooth gloves.
'I might need some new gloves. I found mine in James' room and you know how he is with glove love.' - a parent who needs new gloves.
'Glove love!' - a sandpaper man celebrating being able to touch himself publicly thanks to his new gloves.
by TurnipChaser February 12, 2017
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power glove

The raddest Nintendo Entertainment System accessory ever created.
Dude, the super scope had nothing on the power glove for two reasons: it was heavy and it caused seizures.
by Super Mario September 4, 2004
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glove department

more formally named the glove "compartment" or glove "box", the storage facility located on the passenger side of a vehicle. Renamed due to the fact that this storage unit usually contains a plethora of useful and usless items...along with a random ketchup packet.
"Man, you know you can't leave condoms in the glove department...it gets too hot!"
by Sinnnamin February 5, 2010
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Meat Glove

Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
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wank glove

A glove-like device worn on the hand to assist masturbation. May include lubricants and some form of 'output' catching device.
"Got a date with the wank glove tonight!"
by Inventor February 11, 2003
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Chloroform Glove

noun.

a. A garment covering the hand and doused in a liquid intended to knock-out, daze or even murder the recipient of a "chloroform glove to the face".

b. An extension of an effective pick-up line; "does this smell like chloroform?"
...Not content with the way the dinner conversation was going, Kathy put on her chloroform glove and held it to the face of the most punishing person, then herself...

...Kathy found him attractive and rather than taking any chances, she donned the chloroform glove to make sure he was going home to Stafford Street with her...
by gaborian2011 May 7, 2011
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Red Glove

When you vaginally intrude on a menstruating female with your hand.
We noticed Henry had a red glove while he was eating at Potbellies. His girl must have been on her period.

Go wash your hands Henry.
by Chubby Checka September 25, 2010
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