Bit of a Gareth

A colloquial term used in modern business when the act of email hyper-inflation of required language is performed, leading to a lack of engagement in the items raised in such emails, so as to negate their reason for being. This definition could indeed be referred to as "a bit of a Gareth".

"Here lad, did you read that email Geoff sent earlier?"

"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"

"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."

by Belchtwat March 27, 2019

Gareth

Gareth refers to a person with a large penis. Someone who knows how to satisfy a woman both in the bed and in life.

"Hey Debs, how was that date last night?"

"It was great, he made me cum several times and even made me a cuppa in the morning. I've never been so satisfied. He is so hung. That Gareth is a keeper"

"Wow, I gotta go get me a Gareth"

by Debs.0 February 3, 2010

Glame

Something that is both gay and lame at the same time.

I saw that new movie and it was so glame.

by jumpin_bumps November 27, 2009

Glarb

random unidentifiable "stuff" usually stuck to something else where you arn't expecting it. sticky dirt. If you know what it is it isnt glarb.

Ewwww! the dog is covered in Glarb! "I'm not cleaning it, its all covered in Glarb!"

by Darkone.uk September 6, 2011

glake

A stupid,gormlessperson.

See also; glakey

"Alan you're such a fucking glake"

by Spudddd August 7, 2005

Gareth Day

Gareth Day is a legend that lives in corby, he was born in the later years of the 80's and has fun times chilling out with makes,
and enjoys drinking and drugs

He is also known by the nickname Gollem

Girl: hey is that Gareth Day?
Boy: Gareth?, I thought it was Gollem
Girl: Same thing, Aids-face

by GazD June 4, 2008

Gareeb

Word from Indian origin which means Poor in Hindi language.

For example: Tu gareeb hai. (You are poor)

by Apsiee May 28, 2020