Fake Girth

When a HSC student bring in the margins of their paper excessively to falsely allude to using multiple booklets.

"Did you hear that Tom used 3 booklets in his legal studies trial?"
"Yeah apparently it was fake Girth though"

by Popping cherries August 26, 2020

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Girth Master

When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"

And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.

They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.

He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.

OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...

Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.

Free diddy.

by Currently fucking a man October 24, 2024

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girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.

Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.

by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024

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