Girth brooks

He has a big fat wide cock

His cock was so fat they called him girth brooks

by anonymous November 18, 2021

Girthing

The act of showing somebody up and/or showing off something that another doesn’t have to make them jealous

Dude we know you got laid last night, stop Girthing

by dinkly deuce May 7, 2018

Girth maxing

The act of squeezing your fat juicy veiny cock causing the blood to expand and making it appear bigger, if continued it would cause the penis to grown larger but be warned if continued the girth max monster will come and slaughter everyone you know and loved to the fact of ur cock being larger

Joshua “I was just girth maxing”
Thomas “I can tell”

by Goin master November 5, 2025

Incredible girth

The inexplicable, unexplainable, incomprehensible powerhouse in which a man can possess in his pants.

Diana: “Do you know that new guy in the office?”
Rebecca: “Oh you mean Chody, yeah he’s such a man.”
Gus (popping out of nowhere): “yeah I was peeing in the urinal next to him and I took a peak and that man has INCREDIBLE GIRTH.”

by Navajoboi November 24, 2018

Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

by TRocky74 January 16, 2024

girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.

Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.

by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024

girth nap

Its when you take a nap and when you wake up your dick is bigger.

The coach went to take a girth nap and when he woke up his dick was bigger.

by Aidscurescancer August 15, 2014