Murkin' Gerkin

Someone/something that is being either:

1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.

2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.

(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)

3) A particularly nice gerkin.

1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin

2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.

3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.

by Will R Fry December 20, 2008

jerkin the gerkin

choking the chicken beating off smackin and Wackin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock

by Braveheart January 9, 2004

gerbil setting

its the setting on a vacuum cleaner to correctly suck a gerbil out of someones butt

"Get it out! Find the vacuumand make sure its on the gerbil setting!"

by dan and steph April 16, 2007

Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005

Gerkin Syndrome

1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.

2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny

3. DAMN!

This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.

The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".

His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.

by Burl & Mode July 7, 2010

gerting

The act of getting drunk and pissing off everyone around you, then burning a house down and riding a dirt bike.

A friend of mine got in trouble for gerting all the time.

by Jay Hey May 20, 2014

mr.gerbig

the worst teacher in the world super annoying and always pointing stuff out. and sings happy birthday in the most annoying way, if you have him as your teacher I feel sorry for you.

mr.gerbig "haaapppy biiirthday tooooooo you, haaapppy biiirthday toooooooooooo yooou happppppy biiirthday deeeear whoever, haaapppy biiirthday tooooooo you!!!

by ##schoolhater May 14, 2021