Poop Genie

When you rub someone’s stomach while it is aching and a loaf of poop pops out unexpectedly. The Poop Genie is similar to a genie in a bottle it appears when you rub the abdomen, but the wishes that come with this genie are the ones you don’t want.

She was rubbing my sore stomach and the Poop Genie suddenly appeared.

by BigGuysWife September 20, 2018

reverse genie

A reverse genie is when you rub something hard and something goes back in instead of coming out. Most commonly found in the bedroom when instead of ejaculating from the penis a man actually sucks in.

"I was going so hard I did a reverse genie"

by alibadger February 4, 2010

Liquid Genie

The magical goo showing up after repeatedly rubbing the skin lamp raw for hours, wishing you could get off

At long last...the Liquid Genie finally appeared...(Wish I'd remembered to buy more kleenex!)

by Grivenshnavel October 4, 2008

Sugar Genie

Where the genie only buys Amazon/Walmart/etc wishlist stuff for their Master/Mistress/Mastress (M) and may not wish for anything, unless their M first asks them "What would you wish for?" Any such wish from the genie may be refused or negotiated or overridden by something selfless from the M, no hard feelings allowed.

Like in Disney's Aladdin, genies have the right to refuse certain types of wishes on personal grounds. Unlike with sugar mommas/daddies, any offers or requests for currency are verboten.

Linda just found a Sugar Genie to grant her Amazon wishes. Guess she can cancel Christmas with her family.

by TBZ1 October 12, 2021

cock genie

a cumshot formed by a hand job

"whoa watchout jeremy beadle's about my cock genie's gonna sprout"

by ben tullett November 3, 2006

genie in a bottle

a bong filled with your choice of drugs.

i smoked a dank genie in a bottle last night, mannnn.

by Elise&Lauren September 26, 2008

Magical Genie

A really cool person who can predict the future, keep a good conversation and inspire. They happen to be freakin amazing writers and are true artists. extremely psychedelic and hippie-awesome. They can get really crazy or creative without drinks or drugs therefore making them cool

"Omg that girl is like such a magical genie bro. Have you read her writing? so yeah man that chicks gonna fly up to the sun riding a double rainbow."

by a magical genie:) October 27, 2010