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geese

Armed, push in robbery of a residence, usually by force. Generally refers to home invasion of a drug dealer, or any criminal who keeps drugs, money or other valuables in their home.
Last night, Felix the weed dealer got geesed by two dudes dressed up as UPS drivers.
by FGism December 29, 2008
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Geezer

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geesesheet

(n.)- one resembling, in quality, behavior, or absolutely nothing, a piece of goose feces. This is one of the highest forms of insult, comparable only to kykedyke.

(adj.)- possessing one or more qualities of goose feces
He is big, BIG piece of geesesheet!
by knyaz22 June 7, 2011
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Geezer Teaser

An insult for a bad movie employing former A-list (now Z-list) celebrities, especially old male action heros, to spend only a few days acting in a movie so that it can be promoted with a known star. The movie has cheap production and very bad quality.

It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.

The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days

You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser

I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
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Feeding the geese

Sorry that took so long I was feeding the geese
by carrie jackson May 15, 2018
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geese session

a moment of time where there is a lot of "geesing" on one party or another. primarily used in the Oakland, CA area.
a group of friends are geesing a boy named Derek rapidly.

person 1: "awww snap, derek's mom must be blind cuz if i was her after i gave birth to him, i would kill myself"
person 2: "damn sucka, hes so skinny cuz his mom ain't got no tits to breast feed him"
person 3: "ay yo son, derek cried when he dropped a nutter butter"
person 4: "derek only has friends cuz he buys them"

that was a geese session.
by $ Dogg November 12, 2004
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geeze

gees

Aussie slang for 'look'.
"Give that ass a geeze fellas."
by Shyjinx22 February 3, 2012
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