Monsters that deserve to die. Don't mistake them for ducks or swans. They can attacc not protecc and they may bite your bacc. They are dangerous and should be avoided/killed at all costs.
Family has a nice day at Park
Geese arrive
Family - Oh no! We're doomed!
5 minutes later
Family murdered blood all over with bloody footprints of some evil birds.
Geese arrive
Family - Oh no! We're doomed!
5 minutes later
Family murdered blood all over with bloody footprints of some evil birds.
by LizardWizard801 March 03, 2020
by Kirker July 18, 2009
An evil creature made by satan himself. They flock in groups of thousands and will shit on your lawn relentlessly. Theyll block the road when youre late to work just to angrr you intentionally, and worst of all they are capable of reproduction. Sadly the government believes these creatures of evil, for whatever reason, to be worth perserving; thats why its illegal for you to shoot them or run them over.
HONEY! The damn geese are back!
Son! Watch out for that geese shit in the yard!
Yo dude! Watch me shoot these dumbass geese!
Son! Watch out for that geese shit in the yard!
Yo dude! Watch me shoot these dumbass geese!
by Therapguy98 August 22, 2016
by Golden_Wizard February 02, 2021
Geese: High level duck
Geese caused climate change and need to die because they are evil devil-serving fucks.
Geese caused climate change and need to die because they are evil devil-serving fucks.
"Ah man! Those geese just ate the crust of my sandwich!"
"I know bro. Geese are the devil and must be stopped before they kidnap your loved ones, chop up their heads as an offering to the horrible bitch lord master of all geese and evil, (Lord Trump,) and shit all over your house."
"I know bro. Geese are the devil and must be stopped before they kidnap your loved ones, chop up their heads as an offering to the horrible bitch lord master of all geese and evil, (Lord Trump,) and shit all over your house."
by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 10, 2024