Gerbert Johnson

Fact Spitter

That young fella is a Gerbert Johnson

by Green Fella September 24, 2023

No geezer

Synonym for "no kizzy" "no cap"

Ayo your mom's leng, no geezer
No geezer, bangable

by Geezernator March 2, 2022

Unknown Geezer

Unknown Geezer also referred to as ''Pizza Guy'' is a commonly used noun in the UK to describe an unknown male who appears at peoples houses at 9pm and does an unknown deed.

Adam watch out for unknown geezer I heard he is lurking tonight
Easton caught the unknown geezer and identified him as Luke

by Benny2Trappy March 6, 2022

Pyramid of Geezer

When four men are having sex with one woman and high-five over her.

At the climax of the orgy, all four men high-fived above her - creating the pyramid of Geezer.

by Rysenberg Blue April 25, 2023

geemer

A cross between "Geek" and "Gomer" (as in "Gomer Pyle", the bumbling army private from the television series of the same name). The term "geemer" was popularized by A.J. "Vakodak" and was also used as a term for the once famous international tennis star, Guiliermo ("Geemer") Vilas.

"Look at that guy with the pocket protector and the highwater pants. God, what a geemer!"

by Frank Klaune March 5, 2004

Gerber brain

a girl who is especially naive to the ways of the world. a simpleton.

That gerber brain idiot just spilt her drink on my lap.

by P Nutty May 11, 2009

Barcardi Geezer

The sort of bloke who wears pikey sovreigns, YSL shirt, Armani jeans and drinks Breezers, Reefs and other bottled poof drinks

Look at the muppet over there with the tart fuel, the one who's done up like a Barcardi Geezer

by MaccaMcCarthy October 16, 2003