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by KonoDioDa_ April 24, 2022
To listen to someone completely wrong without feeling the need to argue or correct them. From "Unfinshed Tales", when Gandalf replies to Saruman's coding about not weighing in on the fate of the One Ring: "it gives patience to listen to error without anger'
by BigDawgJ September 04, 2021
Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.
by Sorry banged yer maw October 28, 2013
when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.
by JetiRubik February 02, 2020
A wise marketer that practices the art, science and wizardry of improving titles. A Title Gandalf is more experienced and wiser than a writer or wordsmith which simply strings words together. By seeing the potential of a piece of content, a Title Gandalf will step in to improve upon a title so readers will bite and be let down when they start reading what the wordsmith has strung together.
Writer: Can I get final approval on this content?
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.
by BillyDaBot January 25, 2021
A male UNIX or Network Administrator wearing sandals and sporting a long silvery-grey beard. May be bald, or also have long silvery-grey hair. The length of beard is directly proportional to their Gandalfness.
"Hey, check out that gandalf!" - "Oh him, yeah... he's been to every USENIX conference since Kernighan first presented."
by iambeezly February 01, 2018