Gilbert

Double booking yourself - especially with regards to social events and boozing - taken from that Gilbert Grape film

Mate A: Where's Fred, he said he'd be here
Mate B: Really, he told me he's staying in with the misses
Mate A: Why is he always doing a Gilbert?

by SilverHornet June 24, 2010

Gilbert

A small town in Northern Minnesota where its pretty straight up gangsta.

So where u live?
In Gilbert.

by Silvercougar May 3, 2009

Gilbert

The Gayest nigga of them all.

“Fuck, that nigga is a Gilbert “

by Anti Gilbert Society June 11, 2018

Gilberts

The smallest town with the biggest trees.

person 1: "It smell like somebody just blasted a L."
person 2: "Yeah, we just passed Gilberts. Lot people burnin' green over there."

by Can Ox April 6, 2008

gabertron

Someone who gabers way to hard that he or she melts a hole in the floor

Fuck me he is a gabertron

by Bigfella67 June 25, 2017

gilbert nudity

Incidental nudity. Nudity in situations not intended to be sexual. Such as a woman on a ladder changing a lightbulb, or doing her taxes. A favorite of Gilbert Gottfried, for whom it is named.

A woman vacuuming naked?!? That is some perfect Gilbert nudity!

by Lily White Lilith April 18, 2018

Gilbert

A purple-veined mother trucker who does not like the word Gilbert. Commonly found with Bald Kevin, his partner in crime. Makes fun of dead family members and thinks it is hilarious. However, if you say Gilbert, prepare for an assault as this word makes the wild Gilbert hostile and will attack by stamping on your toes if angered. He is a very feral beast out in the wild with his well-known pack, THE BWR.

A Wild Gilbert Approaches. Gilbert Used "Stamp On Toes". This Was Not Effective. 0 Damage Inflicted.

by BobJerry01 June 17, 2018