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fuzzy hands

Pertains to a human or animal with extremities located at the end their arms which have a frizzy, fluffy, or frayed texture and appearance.
Monkey: Why are you so interested in my fuzzy hands??
by Monkey.Boy July 31, 2011
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Fuzzy Tractor

when you are having gay sex with or on top of a big, hairy naked man, and as you climax, you donkey punch him REALLY hard...and then while you are still inside him, you ride his unconscious body down a ski slope, or the closest flight of stairs.
DUDE, when you fuzzy tractor'd your boyfriend yesterday, he went out the door! is he okay??
by herkaderka February 23, 2011
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fuzzy snowball

A hairy ballsack that is delightfully sprinkled in dandruff like sprinkles on ice cream it will make girls soak their panties
"Have you seen his fuzzy snowballs they made me so wet!"
by Jakewiththelongsnake February 22, 2014
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Fuzzy Monkey

A sexual position in which the man hangs from a tree upside down by his dick, while being sucked off by an entity (preferably a monkey)in the tree and also eating out a female on the ground level.
"God, my ex-gf was sooooo boring she wouldn't do a fuzzy monkey with me!"
by bitchbag42069696969 February 22, 2019
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Fuzzy folk

A slang term referring to a group of individuals and drawings known as furries.
I accidentally hit one of them fuzzy folk with my truck the other day, there sure are a lot of em around these parts now recently.
by SedyIsReady October 20, 2018
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black fuzzy

(noun) black fuzz or black fuzzies (plural)
1. Those little balls of fuzz that come out of black socks

2. A black cop
Jack: So then what happened, how'd you get away from the black fuzzy?

Pat: I threw some black fuzzies from my socks into his face then ran.

Jack: NIIIIIIIICCCCCEEE!!!!
by CSP1213 May 27, 2011
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fuzzy zamboni

When you put an ice cube in a woman's vagina and rub your dick on her clit and she has a full bush
I almost froze my nuts off when I overstroked giving her a fuzzy zamboni.
by sicko_bob March 12, 2015
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