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Fuzz Bandit 

A soft but slightly derogatory term for a lesbian. More specifically, a lesbian that "turns straight girls".

Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.

Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.

See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate
Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.
Fuzz Bandit by Yasmin Mitchell August 21, 2019
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Fuzz Buzz 

Common in the hunting community, Fuzz Buzz refers to the hype around when Deer have yet to shed the "velvet" from their antlers.
The Fuzz Buzz is real this year, I can't wait to get out in the woods.
Fuzz Buzz by Baultman72 June 18, 2020
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fuzz buzz 

wen the anal passage way has been penetrated vigerously and causes a foamy substance called, fuzz buzz. may have a sweet flavour, contains blood. so if u try it, make sure it aint alan peperells, hes diabetic
fuzz buzz by fuzzy d September 29, 2003

fuzz bumper

1. A mustache or less commonly the two or three day growth of pubic hair after shaving
1. Look at the fuzz bumper on that asshole
fuzz bumper by JP408 June 29, 2007
The vaginal area of a woman that has never been introduced to a razor or wax.
crap! that fuzz flap gave me herps fo life!
Fuzz Flap by Tyick Bloomward January 28, 2011

fuzz nuggets 

1. expired mcdonalds nuggets that have grown their own fuzz
2. a word in place of, "DANG!" or "CRAP!"
3. small wads of dog hair on your carpet (usually in a nugget shape)
"OMG look at all those fuzz nuggets on my carpet!"
fuzz nuggets by Korindy Halls February 5, 2009

fuzz-mizzling 

when a stone-cold splifter next door is blazing up some serious wimbledon turf, and you're getting fun-faired round the back door for freebies or getting caked off your spanner for no green
you going tesco? I can't, I'm fuzz-mizzling", "I'm fuzz-mizzled off my jazzy phizzle right now", "stop fuzz-mizzling my free fumes you tramp", "I've been fuzz-mizzling since I was a wee bairn