Skip to main content

Bot Fucked

The experience of being frustrated to tears by having to interact with poorly optimised chat bot virtual assistant on a commercial website.
Kim tried to check some account details on his banking website last night but he kept getting bot fucked by the virtual assistant, bouncing him between useless FAQ entries and denying him access to a human.

you fucked up 

Response to someone's inability to perform an action with competence. Usually stated in a disappointed tone.
John attempted to light his cigarette while it was in his mouth but it fell to the floor. Steve was quick to berate him with the words "You fucked up."
you fucked up by Dboy123 April 13, 2008
The receiver of sex from the fucker who gives the sex.
Jack and Jill had sex. Jack was the fucker on top giving it hard to Jill who was on the bottom taking on the role of the fuckee.

That's fucked up 

An expression used when someone does something morally wrong, discusting or just plain weird.
"Have you ever been so upset that you've covered yourself in vasaline and cryed naked in the corner of your room?"

"Ok, that's fucked up.."
That's fucked up by RobJoness March 19, 2010

cognitively fucked 

(verb). Often occurs when a person has spent an excessive amount of time in an intellectual situation (ie-- cramming for an exam, marathon seminar sessions, problem-solving) and is not longer able to process info due to mental fatigue. Even simple thinking (ie-- how do you toast bread, what is your boyfriend's sister's name?) is impaired because mentally wiped out.

You may not be physically tired, but mentally feels like you are now an e-tard.
Sally spent 12 hours straight studying for some class, and therefore is unable to describe the most basic things, like how to make a sandwich. She is now cognitively fucked.

I can't even think of a good enough example because I've been working on this stupid problem for 13 hours and now I'm cognitively fucked and want a beer.

fucked up 

A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, morally/ asthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged in some way. It, in and of itself has many gradient levels, such as 'slightly fucked up', or 'extremely fucked up', but all versions have to do with describing the level of damage. A wonderfully universal root word, to be sure.
1. (physical): "Ow! Man, I just fucked up my thumb by slamming it with my hammer!"
2. (mentally): "That chick is SO fucked up, she ate a full ounce of magic mushrooms!"
3. (morally/ asthetically): "See that landscaping feature? Now THAT is fucked up! Anyone with half a brain wouldn't do that!"
4. (performance-wise): "This horse's lap time is so fucked up, I could wak around the track faster than him!"
5. (theoretically): "Naw, man...that would be so fucked up if you did that!"
fucked up by Phalanx October 3, 2004