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fruitosterous

a severe illness, causing someone to be a homosexual. most gay people are diagnosed with fruitosterous.
person 1: "oh hey owen, i have heard you have been diagnosed with fruitosterous a few days ago? you okay man?"
person 2: "no i'm gay."
by milfsarehot444 November 10, 2021
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fruitbatting

the act of spreading one’s asscheeks and searching with the tongue for dingleberries(poop)
I wonder if Helton got full after fruitbatting Emily’s asshole?!
by yourdadfr October 18, 2022
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fruitbat

A gay person who is crazy. Someone who obviously has a few screws loose based on the way they dress, extreme makeup or fashion choices. You might see one being interviewed on the TV news and think to yourself “that is one crazy motherfucker.”
Did you see that 7 foot tall black guy being interviewed on TV? Dude was wearing silver rollerskates, rainbow hair extensions, pink eyeshadow and talon fingernails? Man what a fruitbat. I couldn’t even listen to what he was saying to the reporter because his outfit was so weird, you know?
by Hitchhiker42 January 26, 2023
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fruitloophole

A means of avoiding responsibility for a crime due to da law's having an "innocent by reason of insanity" provision.
Tronald Dump is so far "round da bend" dat he could likely avail himself of every fruitloophole in da book!
by QuacksO December 27, 2024
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Ghost/Fruitloop

by DazedIsGone July 23, 2021
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down to fruitloop

Down to give head, eat pussy, and code word for a sexual act a male can do to a female
Are you down to fruitloop when everyone goes to sleep?
by Num nums🥰💯🦖 January 18, 2023
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Friday Night Fruitbowl

Some stupid game that a bunch of cockatoos play daily. It's like we're supposed to tolerate your game, when we can't even do it. Also, NinjaMuffin is racist too. It's a virus that's killing the interwebs.
Jack: Hey I like Friday Night Fruitbowl!
Black: You like Friday Night Pooptickler!
Sack: Is that so?
Fack: Of course!
by Senator Foreskin February 17, 2023
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