Frictionous

An adjective to describe something that has a lot of friction.

The carpet is very frictionous.

by ProgrammerKid November 30, 2016

frictitiously

When the movement between two objects is more rough than it should or is expected to be.

1) That disposable razor frictitiously scoured the stubble off my face and left me with 3rd degree razor burn.

2) When we finally got down to action, all the stubble down there made for some frictitous deep dicking, resulting in pussy burn.

by Willie G! July 4, 2011

Friction Nugget

A piece of fecal matter that applies friction to the penis when entering or exiting the anal canal.

So I was fucking this bitch and I could feel the shit in her ass, it was a real friction nugget.

by Blittlefield July 12, 2014

Fictiosexual

Being sexually attracted to fictional characters whether they're drawn, animated, acted by actors, etc

Steven is Fictiosexual, he wants to have sexual intercourse with anime girls.

by St_vnC November 23, 2020

creamy friction

Creamy friction occurs when two people who love each other defecate simultaneously and then rub their unwiped butts together.

Joe and his wife express their marital bliss through repeated acts of creamy friction.

by Crick Midge March 29, 2015

Fish friction

When a fish has a lot of friction.

Wow there is a lot of fish with fish friction in the water.

by Mina smith February 16, 2018

Have you ever run a friction crane?

When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.

Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.

by Friction crane guy January 1, 2023