by QueenK7 August 25, 2021
Get the foreskin slayer mug.Cashier: "You're 35 cents short sir."
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
by hoodedgenius October 15, 2021
Get the Foreskin Wallet mug.Related Words
foress
• Foresshian
• grant foressberg
• foreskin
• forest
• forest fire
• forensics
• Forest Gump
• Forest Hill
• Forest Dump
a condition in females where facial hair, particularly above the lip, becomes unkept and therefore noticeable from a distance of at least six feet.
How long has she been sporting that lipular forestation?
As I approached her, it soon became apparent she hadn't waxed, shaved, bleached, plucked, or otherwise managed those rogue facial hairs and therefore developed quite a bit of lipular forestation.
As I approached her, it soon became apparent she hadn't waxed, shaved, bleached, plucked, or otherwise managed those rogue facial hairs and therefore developed quite a bit of lipular forestation.
by rlh06 December 21, 2010
Get the lipular forestation mug.And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day
by TicklyRicky April 27, 2019
Get the National bring your foreskin to work day mug.To eat gluttonously; to consume mass quantities like an animal.
From German and Yiddish "fressen", "to eat (referring to an animal)", as opposed to "essen," "to eat (referring to a human being)."
From German and Yiddish "fressen", "to eat (referring to an animal)", as opposed to "essen," "to eat (referring to a human being)."
by Octopod November 15, 2006
Get the fress mug.Timelessly brilliant with a nostalgic yet edgy twist and a primordial soul shaking vibe.
The term originated in the 1980s when many night clubs and discotheques began to employ synthetic flooring, as opposed to the classic wood, which everyone knew made a much better D floor. People reacted bitterly, clinging to the vestiges of wooden flooring that symbolised the last decades of proper dancing in clubs. Like apes imprisoned in a concrete jungle, they craved their native wooded climes and the comforting feel of their calloused feet rhythmically pounding the lush forest floor.
The term has now experienced a resurgence in both hipster and mainstream counterculture, proving to be surprisingly versatile.
The term originated in the 1980s when many night clubs and discotheques began to employ synthetic flooring, as opposed to the classic wood, which everyone knew made a much better D floor. People reacted bitterly, clinging to the vestiges of wooden flooring that symbolised the last decades of proper dancing in clubs. Like apes imprisoned in a concrete jungle, they craved their native wooded climes and the comforting feel of their calloused feet rhythmically pounding the lush forest floor.
The term has now experienced a resurgence in both hipster and mainstream counterculture, proving to be surprisingly versatile.
'Say Mohammed, have you seen that gal Deirdre? '
'Have I ever Charles! She is FINE on the forest floor!'
'Helga! can you pass me that marsupial?'
'Sure thing Gunther, here you are on the forest floor'
'This is the best day of my life on the forest floor!'
'Have I ever Charles! She is FINE on the forest floor!'
'Helga! can you pass me that marsupial?'
'Sure thing Gunther, here you are on the forest floor'
'This is the best day of my life on the forest floor!'
by Panic_Mechanic December 15, 2015
Get the forest floor mug.Pertaining to a female's pubic hair that is completely out of control; an untamed female bush. Pubic hair that seems to rival the forest of Fangorn from Lord of the Rings tends to frighten unsuspecting males to the point of madness. Males that are unprepared prior to coming face to face with the Fangorn usually take a vow of abstinence immediately following the encounter. Researchers are still trying to determine "what madness drove them in there".
Nick: how was your date last night?
Brett: she had a Fangorn Forest...it was like it was speaking, even moving.
Nick: oh...my...GOD.
Brett: she had a Fangorn Forest...it was like it was speaking, even moving.
Nick: oh...my...GOD.
by Bush-Whacker January 20, 2011
Get the Fangorn Forest mug.