Flabbergasterbation

When you suffer extreme exhaustion due to excessive meat beating.

I got that flabbergasterbation.

by flabberboy October 19, 2017

Fluffergasted

When you are high as balls and you're buds say some trippy shit

Damn, y'all got me fluffergasted.

by Brad bitchh October 12, 2017

flabbergasterinteritis

when ur bf gets so confused during sex he nuts so much in ur stomach that it becomes inflamed and bloated.

holy shit man i cant take this flabbergasterinteritis

by skank scauce June 8, 2018

Flubbergasper

A knightly way to call someone a whore.

"Why won't you send me nudes UwU? I didn't like you anyway you Flubbergasper.

by Økka November 21, 2020

flabbergastering

when something flabbergasters you

OMG that smell is absolutely flabbergastering

by pseudonym9975 December 4, 2021

fibbergasted

A cross between flabbergasted and and i dont even know how we got hwre

i was fibbergasted that madi hung a moose from a tree

by The fibbergasted man August 7, 2022

Flabbergasterbate

When one is surprised by an event, to the extent of spontaneous ejaculation.

Aw my man Craig flabbergasterbated when he found out about his mom and Jared.

by yee-yee haircut September 7, 2022