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flexitarian

being vego but making yourself a bacon and egg roll the morning after a bloody stonker of a night
flexitarian (sunday morning): nah mate it's not even real bacon, i swear!!
by sunburntm8 November 10, 2020
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Fake flexing

A person who flexes with fake stiff like lil tay
Lil tay im the youngest flexer
Me bitch your not the real flexer your a fake flexingsuch my toes
by Lil greeney September 30, 2018
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Flexin'

1.)To show off or showboat muscles or materialistic goods.
2.)To lie
1.) I can't stand Mike, he's always flexin his muscles.
2.) Jacob: I got a whip on 24's.

Tina: For real?

Jacob's friend: That dude flexin'. He has a used Geo.
by Sweetness7 August 26, 2009
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flexing

dude1: a you got the reefer?
dude2: nah i forgot
dude1: man you be flexing bruh!
by ipr0 June 16, 2009
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flexall cock

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.
I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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Flexie-Cookie

n. (Flexee-cookie)
Is a metephortic "cookie" which one "eats" in order to become more fun, easy-going and less stick-in-the-muddish.

When an uptight, wet-blanket is being difficult and others are becoming annoyed by their crappy antics they need to eat a Flexie-Cookie to get back to being awesome.

An imaginative cookie that helps you poop out that giant stick up your ass.
Fun Girl: Hey come outside! We're feeding each other cookie dough while jumping on the trampoline!
Stick-in-the-mud: No, I'm sitting in the car, that sounds annoying.
Fun Girl: Somebody needs to eat a flexi-cookie!

or

Fun Girl: We're going about 10 minutes late.
Katie P.: Uuuuugh. Come on I could have organized my monthly receipts in that time.
Fun Girl: Katie, do you need to eat a Flexie-Cookie?
by juggins mccrea and e-mcg March 10, 2009
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flexitarian

An occasional meat eater. Not a vegetarian, maybe not even intentionally avoiding meat.
David didn't even know he was a flexitarian at first, but he learned he was because he didn't eat meat every day.
by Oh Carolina! April 14, 2016
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