For laughter and flatulence

Doing something for no reason other than to amuse oneself. Alternative phrase for the well-known phrase “for shits and giggles".

THEM: What is your reason for doing such a stupid thing?

ME: I did it for laughter and flatulence.

by Krazy🤪Kel May 27, 2022

sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023

flatulentriloquist

(flatulentriloquism) The miraculous art of "throwing" a highly audible 'dropped gut', thus causing all blame to be directed at someone else.

no idea where that came from, someone is a real flatulentriloquist

by Quixand September 13, 2019

Flatulance

An emergency vehicle that arrives to aid you up after being run over by a steamroller.

Call the flatulance, Saoirse has been run over again.

by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022

Flapulence

A sudden, and often unexpected expulsion of air from the vagina, resulting in an audible shuddering of the labia.

"Susie, stop referring to your sister as Queen LaQueefah - her flapulence is a normal bodily function that shouldn't be vulgarized, or even acknowledged."

by NahHeDidn't! November 3, 2023

Flapulence

See definition of Queef. Fanny fart, to expell air through the vagina.

My dear you appear to have flapulence

by KRuss336 June 15, 2024

Fatulence

When a fat person passes wind.
(When a fat cunt drops his guts)

Eww - It ponks here, that miasma of fatulence is unbearable.

by Bogan Dusty January 7, 2025