Flasterbation

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )

Flasterbation is really fun

by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013

flasterbag

Stupid, lonely, friend that doesn't do anything.

He is just a flasterbag since he doesn't reply to my text messages.

by BLAHBLAHBLACKSHEEP1234 January 27, 2017

fasterbator

A masturbator who is going for speed.

A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.

by pooploop00 June 17, 2013

Fasterbate

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate

by KayG May 17, 2015

Flusterfuckstrated

An adjective describing an agitated individual who is withholding a strong desire to have sexual intercourse after a prolonged period of withdraw.

Damn I really wanted to Netflix and Chill with my man tonight but I just got my period. That makes me so Flusterfuckstrated.

by neverlandhoe August 27, 2016

Feaster

An individual associated with the chopper scene who parks his motorcycle in a high traffic area, then sits at a discreet distance to watch people gather around it.

"Hey bro's - it's time to blast down to the next bar! Hey, where's Travis?" "He's still sitting on the balcony watching everyone check out his sick bobber. Fuckin' feaster."

by Mr. Puke August 6, 2017

Flasher

Tom mayne

Tom mayne pulls his penis out in public making him a flasher

by Tom mayne December 8, 2019