Flashing

The act of showing someone your privates out in the open when that someone doesn't exactly enjoy seeing them, in a quick and sudden move, hence its name
Unfortunately (or not, you have your own tastes) this is usually used when grown ass men do this to children
Don't be fooled, however, women ain't no saints in this area either
Note: long raincoats or bath robes are often used by flashers

Some dude was flashing kids in the park
The movie "Observe and Report" starts with a fat guy flashing helpless women in a parking lot

by Sisco in the Wild November 12, 2018

Flashing the Dan

A variant on the texas lawnmower whereby you rip your shirt off at the same time.

Honey I fancy flashing the dan tonight

by Zebraman77 July 2, 2019

Flanking

The present or past tense of juking out an opponent, to flank them out.

"I was flanking the football player," Tommy said, "when his teammate slamed into the side of me."

by Harry Potter Fan 6418 April 22, 2020

Flacking

A form of street art where potholes in streets and sidewalks are filled and covered with mosaics or tiles.

Did you see the new piece by the artist ememem? Their flacking is fire! It’s all over Lyon, France.

by anonymous August 4, 2021

Flanking

Assuming a plank like pose to optimize airflow of flatulence

Did you see Willie arch off the couch to rip that loud fart?
Man, that was some serious Flanking right there!

by MattTheCat67 February 18, 2022

Flaking the Chain

masturbating on a boat

"Flaking the chain" is usually a term yachties use for making sure a boat's anchor chain doesn't get tangled when pulled up inside the vessel... but it's ALSO slang for when dudes working on yachts bust a nut in confined staff cabins, usually a quickie and in secret when the bunkmate is away.

by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023

Flassing

The act of ripping your asshole hairs out, then proceeding to floss your teeth with them.

Bungledash saw there was food in Frankfurts teeth so he decided to help him out by pulling his asshole hairs off so he could start flassing.

by DA Big curly July 20, 2024