flapping parrot

the act of doing a girl in the ass, then raising her arms up and down, resembling a parrot flapping its wings, then ramming her multliple times deeply in the anus causing her to scream like a parrot.

That skinny girl was is a pro at the flapping parrot, she screams just like one.

by George "Sex Term King" November 13, 2006

flappity flap

Clumsy, awkward, flaming, ridiculous, failure. Demonstrates a weak style. Grotesque social error. Deliberately being a clown in wake of fumble.

I spilled beer on your carpet and then floundered around on it to soak it up with my shirt. (reply) flappity flap. He tried to impress the girls with a huge curb grind but his wheel hit a rock and teetering on the edge of balance he flapped his arms to maintain composure for a distance before falling over and bagging himself on the board, flappity flap.

by stunk February 6, 2014

flapping off

One who plays flappy bird hard core usually with a record over 100

Mary: Will blew me off again last night!

Donna: Yeah he was flapping off again

by Speed kills January 26, 2014

flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014

flapping larb

Term used to describe someone stupid in a less harsh manner

You are such a flapping larb

by Fartingcarb April 12, 2016

fappit hole

When you look up something on the internet and find related porn, then when you click through you find even more porn on the subject that you never knew existed, causing a clickfest. Usually accompanied by fapping.

"Man, I googled Alice Eve crossing over and fell down a fappit hole of Alice Eve nudity!"

by MiscellaniousT September 24, 2016

flappytmuma

this the definition of a fat fuck that likes to play fortnite a lot and watches people like matt wright and Oliver bum for hours. the person classed as a flappytmuma has around ten roles on his stomach and hasn't seen his balls in a very long time, to make a child they would have to get a surgent to grab and yank the penis out of there very thick roles.

that ,man is a flappytmuma

by sub to cubixshadows January 4, 2019