Action Figure

NOT a doll. Dolls are for girls. Action figures are much more masculine and cool. Often depicting certain super-heroes or video game/movie characters, and sometimes real people.

"Hey, man what are you doing playing with that batman doll?"
"Hey! This is an ACTION FIGURE! Not a doll.... Dolls are for girls..."

by commodore cool December 17, 2008

Go Figure

Something you say when someone posts an insulting and condescending definition on UD, but it's full of spelling and grammatical errors, proving that whoever posted it is as dumb as the people he's insulting.

Asshole: "A saying used when something happens that you might have expected, but you have absolutely nothing original or intelligent to say. Generally used by idiots with IQs below 85, who just want to hear them selves talk, and build thier own unfounded egos.

Hey, Something happened like I thought it might....Go figure huh huh huh huh..Go figure right? huh huh man i'm the coolest..go figure,,huh huh"

Me: "Guy can't spell 'themselves' or 'their' right, but he thinks he's smart. Go figure."

by RWMagpie September 06, 2020

Father Figure

Something Twitter users don't have

She uses Twitter, so she doesn't have a Father Figure.

by WinterSkiis December 04, 2021

Action Figuring

Usually when you really want two people to hook-up you get them intoxicated to the point of blackout and two people pick them up like they are action figures and force them to have sex

Danny: We really wanted them to have sex so we're Action Figuring with them
Brett: Isnt that rape
Danny: No it's not rape if both people don't consent

by Jacob Ot June 22, 2018

Figure Eight

The sexual act of when two people stand shoulder to shoulder, facing opposite directions, and both are bent over giving and reiceiving rim jobs; all while standing. The position of the foreplay pleasures both people and results in the image of the number eight.

"Since we both like our buttholes licked, do you want to try the Figure Eight?"

by Mr. Dirty Sunshine August 21, 2011

Hourglass figure

A figure that makes a beautiful girl. Wide hips and narrow waist, with thighs that touch and often long legs. Every figure is as beautiful as the next.

From my story: She was tall, maybe five foot six, and had an ‘hourglass figure’. And Bianca thought she was beautiful.

by RainbowLilzz April 17, 2017

Powerful figure

Term referring to a man's strong physique. A man with a powerful figure has the stature and the brute strength to knock his opponents off their feet or intimidate them with his tenacious attitude. This term is mostly used in sports or competitions

Martin Tyler: "Here comes the powerful figure of Adriano..."

by Da Vin Chee January 04, 2010