Troll Feet

Ugly and unattractive feet; often consists of callouses, bunions, and toe jam.

Chris: Hey Fluxxy.

Fluxxy: "Have you seen Ari's feet?! She's got mad troll feet!"

Chris: "That's why we never see her feet in pictures..."

by Your Silhouette May 11, 2011

museum feet

Numbness and pain in the feet caused by long periods of standing and slow walking in a museum. A symptom of Museum Leg Syndrome, and very similar to mall feet. The condition is exacerbated when the facility is lacking in benches.

"After four hours in the museum, we each had to take off our shoes and rub our feet. We definitely had museum feet."

by yes juanito yes September 14, 2014

Yeetus Feetus

yeeting a fetus as far as humanly possible

Rachel- ‘It was such a good day today, the yeetus feetus tactic really worked for me!!!’

by Yeetinglotsofthings September 18, 2018

spongebob feet

when engaged in walking and your shoes make a squeaking noise for every step you take

*squeak *squeak *squeak *squeak
Gerb- Whata hell is that noise?
Tiny- Nigga I got Spongebob feet, I need new kicks

by LasPlagas April 30, 2010

Flintstone feet

Large, thick, wide feet that look even bigger when a person is barefoot or wearing sandals. feet, foot, Flintstones, cartoon, bigfoot, sasquatch feet

Did you see that guy's Flintstone feet, he must have his shoes made.

by joecoolthefool May 19, 2016

Arby's Feet

When a chick's gnarly old toes and bunion feet stick out of her sandals in every direction like a small order of Arby's Curly Fries.

Roger was all set to get a hot foot job from his blind date but he bolted when he got a glimpse of her Arby's Feet. Reminded him of the foot job he got from his grandma.

by Eaton Holgoode January 3, 2017

feeter

The highly intelligent, witty, grammatically-correct and aesthetically-sublime individuals that constitute the membership of the Tim Minchin forum.

These feeters are known to have issues with txt spk and grammers problem. They don't always brush their hair in the morning so it will look a little bit more like Tim's, they have resorted to making their own merchandise, they randomly say "maths" when anyone mentions a miracle, they take their canvas bags to the supermarket, and they get annoyed over bumper stickers that say "magic happens". Feeters have named their goldfish Tony, regardless of gender, and are known to get ridiculously over defensive when anyone says anything bad about Tim.

Feeters say "mas" instead of "lol".

Person 1: "So I was on the forum last night.."
Person 2: "You're such a feeter"
--
Person 1: "I would ask you if you've downloaded 'Ready for This?' by Tim Minchin off iTunes, but you're such a feeter that I already know the answer."
Person 2: mas.

by mildly amused smirk August 20, 2009