Feelbooking

A status on Facebook expressing feels in order to get sympathy from the readers.

"God, did you see Celina's status last night?"
"No, what did it say?"
""I can't take this anymore, I hate you""
"Oh, she has started feelbooking again, I hear."

by DoctorBonkus November 28, 2012

'facedbooking

To post on Facebook while shitfaced drunk.

I slammed a couple Tequilas before 'facedbooking about my bitch of an ex-wife.

by Terrymac February 20, 2013

fakebooking

It's when you type a bunch of comments.. but don't post them. Y'know, coz they're just too mean. Mwahahaha

I was fakebooking a bunch of Joe's posts. If only I had the balls to actually post them. Mwahahaha

by grokster March 9, 2016

Facebooing

The act of checking your 3 year old face book posts and realising how stupid they were.

I was facebooing last night. If I had a time machine, I would go back to 3 years ago and punch myself in the face.

by rOAsTed BY uRBaN dICtIONaRy August 9, 2016

Factbooking

Factbooking is the act of posting second or third-party information or memes to any format of social media without doing any fact checking and forcing its' inherent legitimacy through the "if it is online it must be true" rule.

I'm tired of John and all his factbooking, last night he posted seven memes on how many states legalized recreational methamphetamine use, when we all know it wasn't even on the ballot.

by JokerEOD November 11, 2016

Facebookin

To be present with a straight face showing little to no emotion. A neutral stance of facial expression.

Yo the homie facebookin over there, I hope he's alright

by dickchaney002 October 30, 2020