Feces

Feces is poop, or stool. It comes from your digestive system when you eat.

"There's poop in the toilet!!!!"
"It's called feces you dumbass."

by big_oof October 29, 2020

Feces Milkshake

Self-explanatory. Combination of dung (usually human) with milk and blended together until homogenous. Can be served cooled or warm or alternatively be sent through the mail to an unsuspecting person for a quick goof.

Ever since I moved to the next town over my relationship with Jeremiah has been stagnating with no improvements in sight. I decided to try to reinvigorate our friendship for good old times sake and I sent him a feces milkshake.

by Spic Dickuloid December 8, 2020

phantom feces

Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.

"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."

20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."

by StinkyTacoKisses December 2, 2017

Casual feces

When you take a shit and don't flush

I found some casual feces

by Casual feces June 23, 2021

your species feces

The ultimate response to your mom gay. It tops all other comebacks such as "your dad lesbian" or "your family tree LGBT".

Someone: Your mum gay
Other person : Your sister a mister
Someone: Your family tree LGBT
Other person: Your species feces

*Surrounding area is engulfed into the darkness of the void*

by Toxxixx May 19, 2018

Feces Penthouse

Placement of the cat box off the floor, in order to prevent the dog from eating the cat turds. The higher the better, preferably.

Have you scooped the feces penthouse? It looks fully occupied.

by fritz_lapook September 27, 2009

Golden Feces Effect

A term given to a situation where a male is attracted to a female simply because she is currently the best choice in the room or area. It is key to note that the only reason for the attraction is due to the comparison of the female to the other female population.

-Bro, why is Jon hitting on Marisa? She's not very hot.

-It's just the Golden Feces Effect. All the other girls in the room are hideous.

by god's chosen one June 13, 2010