Father

Some punk ass bitch that thinks he is cool enough to hang out with the cool kids

Person1:Hey you know that Father guy?
Person2:Yeah that stupid ass bitch that keeps trying to hang out with us?
Person1:Yessirr

Father by FAMILY FRIENDLY229 July 14, 2022

Father

A person who always leaves to get milk for no fucking reason at all and will only come back when you become famous.

Father: Alright son Ima head out and get the milk
Me: But we got milk 2 hours ago
Father: You know me, you can never have too much milk!
Me: He’s not getting milk

Father by Amogusss June 13, 2022

father

few have these

why do you have no father

father by has a father August 12, 2022

Father

He left long ago.

Hey dad im a fur...
Father Leaves

Father by anonymous August 14, 2022

Father

A mysterious creature that will disappear before you are born or when your young. If you see one be happy its a very very rare sighting.

Bill: My Father left me when i was 5.

Father by Me.Toonenstien October 27, 2022

Father

You don’t have one

You have no father you don’t have one
Fact but I have ur mom

Father by I like hot hot men December 1, 2022

Father

Someone who disappears or is going to get something

My Father left me

Father by Sev 11 December 22, 2022