gold farmer

an exployted asian employee of World of Warcraft. They all live in one room, sleeping on the floor and eat only microwavable or hot pan-cookable food. They are paid very badly. Their job is to harvest gold points for high profile companies that sell them to World of War Craft players for real money. Sick, I know.

I hate my job as a gold farmer.

by Tai Ni Po Ni November 24, 2006

baby farmer

A baby farmer is a woman who keeps having/adopting children in excess with the sole purpose of collecting more money from the government and/or entitlement checks.

"Did you hear about that baby farmer in Florida?"

"Yeah, I heard she was growing them in dog cages and shit!"

by DubDniK August 15, 2007

Farveguard

A censoring app for you cell phone that keeps guys from sending pictures of there dicks that are unwanted.

Brittany got the new Farveguard app for her iPhone to keep that nasty fat kid from sending her pictures of him straddling his meat stick.

by Blubyu18 December 2, 2010

cheese farmer

slut with a dirty crusty spadge that hasnt been washed in six years

i was about to go down on this chick but turned out she was a god damn cheese farmer

by billowey pete August 18, 2006

Car Farmer

Someone who has multiple cars in their backyard, lawn, or field, most of which dont work, but they keep them because they are "going to fix them up", or are "selling their parts". Usually a car farmer will continue buying cars and even justify the buying of a new car with the sale or fixing of one of their old ones.

That guy has bought his eighth car, and even though he says that he is fixing his other ones up, you know hes not. He is such a car farmer.

by waldemar funquist July 20, 2010

Watermelon Farmer

Having sex with pregnant women but your not the father of the baby.

I'm going out Watermelon Farming at the local lamas class and see what I can pick up.

That is a Watermelon Farmer

by SWMO GTH October 24, 2014

Farmer

A hard working individual whom may be male or female. Provides food for everyone. They work 24hours a day normally from a very young age. A dangerous and selfless occupation to which all should be thankful.

ME!
May be Male OR Female. I am a teenage female farmer.

by Farmgirl September 29, 2012