LoSalt Facial

At the end of a blowjob, after you blow your load in her mouth or on her face, you spit on her face.

The spit dilutes the saltiness of the semen, or spit instead of semen on the face means a less salty substitute.

I thanked her for the blowjob by giving her a LoSalt Facial.

by d332com July 21, 2009

neapolitan facial

When a man has anal (chocolate) and vaginal sex with a girl while she is on on her period (strawberry), and then ejaculates on her face (vanilla).

Why don't you give her a neapolitan facial?!

by ohnoyoudidnt77 July 1, 2010

SPF Facial

When you ejaculate into a tube of facial sun
block and give it to your partner who refuses to accept a facial during sex.

“How’s the sex with that new summer hottie you’re seeing?”
“Just OK. The only way I get close to finishing the way I like is to SPF Facial the sunblock.”

by aretegroup June 27, 2018

Campfire Facial

When your girlfriend is temporarily blinded by the campfire smoke, you stand over her and jerk off on her face.

Gary took advantage of a shift in the wind and gave Linda her first campfire facial.

by James S Beam April 8, 2022

protein facial

The act in which a face is thoroughly coated in guy-goo.

Peter North typically gives his objects protein facials to indicate that they are no longer of use to him.

by Skeeter Salad August 29, 2006

facially challenged

the politically correct way to describe someone with a face like a warthog

I met a girl from the lonely hearts column last week, no wonder she was in there she was so facially challenged!

by BigBadBurny March 5, 2009

Glacial Facial

After a man and women engage in sex, the man then takes his penis and rubs semen over the womens face.

After having sex, I gave her a nice glacial facial, got up, and took a shower.

by muffinman69 February 7, 2007