Facial Awareness

To be aware of the size of your own face.

"Jim, were all leaving."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."

by Matt Lindley July 30, 2006

Orange Facial

An Orange Facial is what happens when you peel an orange and the juices squirt into your face.

Tom: Dude, Yesterday during my lunch break i got an Orange Facial peeling my Orange.

Bill: Damn man i hate when that happens.

by Cudder225 October 3, 2011

Facial Dysphoria

Facial Dysphoria is something that defines someone who doesn't like somethinf about their face, whether it's the eyes, teeth, nose, etc.

Person 1: Why are you wearing that face mask?
Person 2: I don't like my lips because I have facial dysphoria.

by Elis_Exists October 7, 2021

mud facial

when you pin someone down and shit on their face

jake made me so mf angry so i gave him a mud facial

by imasniffer July 8, 2019

fadeaway facial

The act of nuttin on ah bitch face and then dippin on that hoe

Yo I gave this bitch ah fadeaway facial an disappeared on her

by Skuttyworld February 18, 2018

tamil facial

a facial performed or received in a surreptitious or even snakelike fashion. derived from the historical and cultural understanding on the indian subcontinent that tamils symbolize duplicity + facial

Heidi: Hey Kristy how was your hookup with Raj last night? you said he was hella sus

Kristy: I told him to finish on my stomach but he told me to close my eyes to enjoy more but then he jizzed on my face! What a prick

Heidi: He got you with that tamil facial

by tamiltamer July 6, 2023

Fuck And Facial

When a guy fuck's his partner and then squirts jiz all over there face afterwards.

Chad : Hey Jake wanna go bar hoppin tonight?
Jake : Sorry I can't im washing Kiersten's hair!
Chad : Gee that sounds gay!
Jake : Oh but that's after I give her a Fuck And Facial!
Steve : Hey Chad I cleaned all the toilets and sinks now can I have my Fuck And Facial?
Chad : Sure Steve meet me in my office!
Jake : Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : It's how I pay for Steve's services you silly boo!
Jake : Like I said Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : Just get back to work Jake Jesus Christ!

by SlopNChop July 6, 2018