Facial Awareness

To be aware of the size of your own face.

"Jim, were all leaving."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."

by Matt Lindley July 30, 2006

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Facial Hat

A person who is pouting Or Any person who purposefully and willfully puts an end to people having a good time. An ignorant person

i.e. "that girl is a total facial hat," She hasn't smiled all night .

by johnsonb73 August 9, 2009

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Orange Facial

An Orange Facial is what happens when you peel an orange and the juices squirt into your face.

Tom: Dude, Yesterday during my lunch break i got an Orange Facial peeling my Orange.

Bill: Damn man i hate when that happens.

by Cudder225 October 3, 2011

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oregon facial

When a female makes a squirt queen cum and is splashed in the face when her highness squirts.

I still received an Oregon Facial even though I moved back two feet!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 December 16, 2016

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Fuck And Facial

When a guy fuck's his partner and then squirts jiz all over there face afterwards.

Chad : Hey Jake wanna go bar hoppin tonight?
Jake : Sorry I can't im washing Kiersten's hair!
Chad : Gee that sounds gay!
Jake : Oh but that's after I give her a Fuck And Facial!
Steve : Hey Chad I cleaned all the toilets and sinks now can I have my Fuck And Facial?
Chad : Sure Steve meet me in my office!
Jake : Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : It's how I pay for Steve's services you silly boo!
Jake : Like I said Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : Just get back to work Jake Jesus Christ!

by SlopNChop July 6, 2018

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