by sarapigz June 29, 2009
Get the Facebookeringmug. A run down ad site run by a literal fuckin lizard where anybody can put anything they want and white moms will always believe it, always used to make white karen's believe in lies like "video games are causing clowns to attack nearby walmarts because the toilets at the walmart do not have toilet paper. A useless site
Karen: OMG vaccines are linked to cancer
Male: That is 0% True you're just believing fake lies.
Karen: Who EVEN CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION BITCH
Male: I'm just trying to save your kids from dying in the next 2 years.
Karen then throws a purse at him.
A Facebook is a ussles website where people can write anything they want and the lizard dosent take it down
Male: That is 0% True you're just believing fake lies.
Karen: Who EVEN CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION BITCH
Male: I'm just trying to save your kids from dying in the next 2 years.
Karen then throws a purse at him.
A Facebook is a ussles website where people can write anything they want and the lizard dosent take it down
by KILLALLKARENS March 11, 2020
Get the Facebookmug. Person 1: "OMG!!! Did you see that picture of Skinny Brittney looking like a fat ass?"
Person 2: "Hellz yeah, you need to show everybody that pic."
Person 1: "Don't worry, im about to facebook it"
Person 2: "Hellz yeah, you need to show everybody that pic."
Person 1: "Don't worry, im about to facebook it"
by Hot Ty January 29, 2008
Get the facebook itmug. Facebooker1: Oh man, last night I was on facebook all day playing MOBSTERS and FARMVILLE and stalking people I barely know.
Facebooker2: Me too!
Facebooker1: We need lives...
Facebooker2: Me too!
Facebooker1: We need lives...
by Ashleyy? December 21, 2009
Get the Facebookmug. You go on facebook to see everyone is living it up and feeling each other up while you're stuck with no notifications, meaning no one said shit to you. Or worse, there is a notification that a bully posted some bullshit on your wall.
Conceited, popular bitches regularly "clean up" their friends lists so you better maintain an acceptable image, i.e. have lots of shameless pictures featuring you in posses and hundreds of supposed friends. Your pictures should be "tagged" by others, giving you less control.
And don't bother to look past that inane "news feed" less you're cool with being branded a stalker. Oddly enough, most people still dissect profiles so you're always being judged by the people you stupidly just gave access to your business. Oh yeah, and everyone is a member so you better get with the program or you're weiiiiiiiiird at this point.
Want a girlfriend? Then welcome to virtual hell my man.
Conceited, popular bitches regularly "clean up" their friends lists so you better maintain an acceptable image, i.e. have lots of shameless pictures featuring you in posses and hundreds of supposed friends. Your pictures should be "tagged" by others, giving you less control.
And don't bother to look past that inane "news feed" less you're cool with being branded a stalker. Oddly enough, most people still dissect profiles so you're always being judged by the people you stupidly just gave access to your business. Oh yeah, and everyone is a member so you better get with the program or you're weiiiiiiiiird at this point.
Want a girlfriend? Then welcome to virtual hell my man.
by HWJDNGAF November 18, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. An addicting website that people use a lot while they're having their grades are getting lowered, eyes are becoming irritated, and their fingers are swelling up. Many people on Facebook are looking like they're best friends with people they barely even talk to, and are trying to prove themselves that they are the shit by putting fake photos and videos about themselves but really, they just look like conceited idiots doing a pathetic job proving Facebook friends that they are the shit.
Facebook user: If I post a video of me and one of my friends playing each other in basketball, we're gonna prove to everyone we know on Facebook that we're hot shit!!
by AdomC November 15, 2015
Get the Facebookmug. A free place to find all the drama you could ever want!
also, Facebook= The latest advancement in Stalking technology
also, Facebook= The latest advancement in Stalking technology
A free place to find all the drama you could ever want!
Go on Facebook and get all the free drama you could ever get from a free site!
Friends Family & Strangers connect to the world wide web daily to view (& stalk) peoples Facebooks
Go on Facebook and get all the free drama you could ever get from a free site!
Friends Family & Strangers connect to the world wide web daily to view (& stalk) peoples Facebooks
by ChrisKitz24 December 30, 2011
Get the Facebookmug.