As defined in "The Problem with Women... is Men" by author Charles J Orlando. Evolved Man is passionate about all the people and events in his lives, and they have an unquenchable lust for life itself. He exude passion, awareness, and knowledge—and search for more of it. He is a man who walks into a room full of people and is greeted with stares from others present—having a certain kind of charisma that transcends gender lines.
An Evolved Man might be married, single, gay, straight, black, white (or a shade in between), but he is not society’s version of a man, instead exhibiting a certain spark that is best described as an amalgam of their feminine and masculine traits.
An Evolved Man might be married, single, gay, straight, black, white (or a shade in between), but he is not society’s version of a man, instead exhibiting a certain spark that is best described as an amalgam of their feminine and masculine traits.
"Tom's not some womanizing Alpha Male trying to sleep with every woman in sight. He's an Evolved Man."
by Emu II February 4, 2010
Get the Evolved Man mug.Wow, there are people who STILL deny the solid and obvious fact that is evolution? Well, I guess the condition of being sentient kind of subverts the "survival of the fittest" thing. This one dude, he married this lady, she was like 400 lbs...ANYWAY, the resulting child-thing, what with the combined genes of its parents, will a be new specimen added to humanity. A new specimen is different from other specimens, thus, genes are mixed & matched when this specimen procreates, leading to even more change within the human gene pool. Change adds up over time, thus, evolution. Even if it results in the downfall of mankind.
Now, let's go to wildlife. Wildlife does the evolution the right way. Why? Because if you're a morbidly obese sheep, you can't outrun that bear who's keen on eating you, and therefore you don't get to spread your fat ass genes. Sucks to be you. Now, on the other hand, if you're a sheep born with a slight genetic mutation that makes you physically stronger than most sheep, you're going to have a much better chance of outrunning that bear and living to spread your super genes. Very gradually, as more and more sheep with super genes and less and less sheep with fat ass genes mate, the sheep gene pool will be significantly swayed. As a result, a species of sheep who is better adapted to survive bear attacks will evolve. At the same time, bears will have evolved to be better equipped to take down sheep, since bears who could catch sheep were able to mate while bears who couldn't feed themselves didn't get to score. The process continues forever, until something catastrophic, like a meteor or urban development, wipes out a species faster than it can procreate.
That's evolution.
Now, let's go to wildlife. Wildlife does the evolution the right way. Why? Because if you're a morbidly obese sheep, you can't outrun that bear who's keen on eating you, and therefore you don't get to spread your fat ass genes. Sucks to be you. Now, on the other hand, if you're a sheep born with a slight genetic mutation that makes you physically stronger than most sheep, you're going to have a much better chance of outrunning that bear and living to spread your super genes. Very gradually, as more and more sheep with super genes and less and less sheep with fat ass genes mate, the sheep gene pool will be significantly swayed. As a result, a species of sheep who is better adapted to survive bear attacks will evolve. At the same time, bears will have evolved to be better equipped to take down sheep, since bears who could catch sheep were able to mate while bears who couldn't feed themselves didn't get to score. The process continues forever, until something catastrophic, like a meteor or urban development, wipes out a species faster than it can procreate.
That's evolution.
Waterbears can survive almost ANYTHING because only the toughest waterbears were able to mate frequently enough to have a profound effect on the genepool. This is a prime example of evolution.
by Everbound Venvel January 26, 2009
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Anime Evolution is a gathering of people to cellibrate the wonders of anime. Anime Evolution is held every year in Burnaby, British Columbia (canada) on the SFU campus. Anime Evolution takes place in August. In 2008 Anime Evolution will take place on August 22nd-24th.
by offenlosen February 11, 2008
Get the anime evolution mug.One who argues that evolution is the correct theory of origins for life on earth (instead of creationism or Intelligent Design). The word was coined by creationists as a way to mischaracterize scientists that denounce creationism. "Evolutionist" implies that evolution is merely an unsupported belief ultimately interchangeable with creationism. In fact, most scientists "believe" in evolution because the of the great amount of research and empirical evidence that supports it. The word evolutionist is a mildly offensive term to most scientists.
I see no reason to read the works of noted evolutionist Prof. Steve Steve-- the Bible has all the evidence I need.
by Mike Verdone November 18, 2005
Get the evolutionist mug.The theory that life forms change over time that is now being more widely accepted as the Law of Evolution.
For those idiots out there who argue with it on accounts of "But why are there still apes then?" or "Do you have any idea how unlikely it was for a single cell to evolve, our entire world too?"
you can easily go on believing that we humans were created by a god to be the dominant species on Earth, or you can face the fact that sooner or later a new type of human will emerge.(As long as we don't screw the planet up too badly before.)
Also; the chances? Not very high, but considering the fact that there is a chance and that it has happened don't you think that it probably already has? And will? Countless times? But then again why the hell should we humans care, we only live 80 years or so.
For those idiots out there who argue with it on accounts of "But why are there still apes then?" or "Do you have any idea how unlikely it was for a single cell to evolve, our entire world too?"
you can easily go on believing that we humans were created by a god to be the dominant species on Earth, or you can face the fact that sooner or later a new type of human will emerge.(As long as we don't screw the planet up too badly before.)
Also; the chances? Not very high, but considering the fact that there is a chance and that it has happened don't you think that it probably already has? And will? Countless times? But then again why the hell should we humans care, we only live 80 years or so.
by TheAlienSmiley:D January 18, 2011
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Get the evolution mug.Evoleth are people that are really kind and energetic although sometimes can be ignorant, manipulative, selfish, competitive and can get mad easily. Evoleth(s) can be really fun and hyper which can be topsail and have really loud laughs. If an Evoleth likes someone she has emotions changes and doesn't stop thinking of you and if you know someone named Evoleth be prepared to become her best friend, she is really talkative and she will tell you everything.
"Hey, did you hear that the new girl can be manipulative" "yea her name is Evoleth she likes this shortie boy with nice shoes."
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