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Everitt

A person that is dumb as fuck and a shitty fantasy commissioner
Our fantasy baseball commissioner sucks he must be an everitt
by Dirkness41 May 29, 2020
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The Emeril

"The Emeril" is the latest-and perhaps most frightening-in a long list of legendarily sadistic sexual fetishes such as the Dirty Sanchez or the Donkey Punch

The Emeril:

1) While having sex with your girlfriend, pull out of her and nut in your own hand.

2) Step in front of her, throw the nut on her face and yell.......BAM!!! Kick it up a notch!
Wow, I wanna give that chic The Emeril...give her some pizzaz!!!
by Gozer the Gozerian August 28, 2008
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everclear

190 proof alcohol. It is illegal in most states for a reason. do not take it lightly. Once you blackout from it and continue to drink w/o knowing will cause serious harm...
14 shots of everclear and my friend decided it would be funny to hold a .40 cal to my head. It resulted in puking all night, all next day and a body shakes like never before. we drank 1/2 of a handle between the 2 of us. Definitely do not advise drinking this!!!!
by bad idea December 12, 2009
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emeril

descriptive of the act of having doggy styled sex, spitting on the females backside and claiming you've ejaculated, and when she turns around to ejaculated in her face saying "BAM!"
He emerilled taking her completely by surprise, and not only by surprise, but totally, unarmed.
by David Levy February 15, 2005
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Everlasting gummy worm

Permanent flaccid penis secondary to to much alcohol and cocaine ingestion. A state on being past whiskey dick.
Brad thought he was going to score, but then realized the whole night he had been carrying an Everlasting gummy worm. He then preceded to console her and tell her that it might be small but at least it's skinny.
by Titrsbco June 13, 2011
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everald

Sexy Big Boy, Average dick size 5" , tells girls its a Little Monster, Special Breed attractive to Some girls, "Crazy Girls" Love Him even though he's a headache!
Everald:Cute Big Boy
by Jada ovia March 14, 2017
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Everin

Everin is someone you can always count on, he’s always 100, and a great man
Everin is a true g
by Guest45363 September 4, 2019
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