being evan, this is correct (above)
but it is not complete.
the correct definition is:
evanism - 1. a word used to describe a complicated idea with a simple set of logical steps. 2. also a complicated solution to a complicated problem, thus solving or fixing the problem while not actaully making it any easier to function. 3. lastly a complicated idea that solves an impossible problem (i.e. making a network of wormholes by collapsing a whole load of stars)with an incredibly overcomplicated well thought out order of complicated funcutions.
but it is not complete.
the correct definition is:
evanism - 1. a word used to describe a complicated idea with a simple set of logical steps. 2. also a complicated solution to a complicated problem, thus solving or fixing the problem while not actaully making it any easier to function. 3. lastly a complicated idea that solves an impossible problem (i.e. making a network of wormholes by collapsing a whole load of stars)with an incredibly overcomplicated well thought out order of complicated funcutions.
1. the duct tape net to a. go in the balloon collection net, b. to open and block the air, c. to pull out balloons.
2. this definition, evanism is a complicated idea and this is a complicated definition to describe the gravity of what is evan.
3. a wormhole network by collapsing stars and using their gravitational feilds to bend space-time in an attempt to make a dense enough enviroment for timetravel to happen in which case you travel back in time to an other location at the rate you are traveling forward thus time for you and all observers is slow even though you have traveled many light years. thus it really taking only seconds to get to the other side to the universe
2. this definition, evanism is a complicated idea and this is a complicated definition to describe the gravity of what is evan.
3. a wormhole network by collapsing stars and using their gravitational feilds to bend space-time in an attempt to make a dense enough enviroment for timetravel to happen in which case you travel back in time to an other location at the rate you are traveling forward thus time for you and all observers is slow even though you have traveled many light years. thus it really taking only seconds to get to the other side to the universe
by evan kassof July 21, 2004
usually into rock music, sometimes mistaken for gay. all evans have the same hair wavy and brown. sometimes reddish
Evan and Michelle hooked up, but people still call him gay.
Did you hear evan rocking out to Zeppelin?
Did you hear evan rocking out to Zeppelin?
by Jimbo12334 August 31, 2008
Will make you feel like you are the most special, beautiful, awesome girl in the world but will eventually break your heart. He can lie. He is shy. He will put everything in your hands. He will become suddenly unattracted to you and will soon go back to his ex. So watch out, because this sexy handsome devil will seduce you and you will fall hard. He has the most loving eyes, smile, and laugh. He has an awesome sense of humor and personality. Having many things in common with Evan will score points.
by cubbycakes May 12, 2012
just a little perverted. rides magical unicorns into the sunset, while flowers bloom underfoot and crazy asian techno music plays. wherever she goes the people around her are mindfucked past sanity. is bros with jesus allah yahweh and all those niggas in da sky. will one day rule the world....like hitler but successful and instead of killing jews everyone will simply lie down and take it like a loli takes it in the face from pedobear. you can all suck it. hard. TITTIES!
person 1: dude what just happened?
person 2: i have no idea but i feel amazing!
person 1: wait! look at the sunset man!
person 2: ITS AN EVAN ON A UNICORN!!!!!
person 1: we have been blessed.
jesus: yo evan wassup?
evan: not much homie wheres allah at mah nigga?
yahweh: wassup home skillet biscuits!?!?!
evan: YAHWEH! MY TITTYLICIOUS BITCH!! WHERE YOU BEEN!
hitler: yo satan how ya hangin
satan: you done fucked up broski.
hitler: NOOOOOO
satan: farewell im off to go play hopscotch with evan.
you: wtf am i reading?!?! THIS IS SO WRONG!!!
evan: i know...but it feels so right
person 2: i have no idea but i feel amazing!
person 1: wait! look at the sunset man!
person 2: ITS AN EVAN ON A UNICORN!!!!!
person 1: we have been blessed.
jesus: yo evan wassup?
evan: not much homie wheres allah at mah nigga?
yahweh: wassup home skillet biscuits!?!?!
evan: YAHWEH! MY TITTYLICIOUS BITCH!! WHERE YOU BEEN!
hitler: yo satan how ya hangin
satan: you done fucked up broski.
hitler: NOOOOOO
satan: farewell im off to go play hopscotch with evan.
you: wtf am i reading?!?! THIS IS SO WRONG!!!
evan: i know...but it feels so right
by MR SANDE, naww just kidding... December 09, 2010
The greatest guy you will ever know. Someone who will love you with everything he has and never stop. Will look at you and tell you how beautiful and amazing you are everyday. Will kiss you so passionately that time will stop for that split second. When you see his face, your heart will skip a beat and you'll smile the whole time you're with him. He'll wait for you, even though you're 664 miles away from each other. He'll protect you and make sure you're at your best before he worries about himself. He will be your one and only. The only guy you will want to be with. For the rest of your life.
Alex: "Logan cheated on me again."
Me:"I'm sorry. You should find someone like Evan."
Alex:"You are so lucky."
Me:"I'm sorry. You should find someone like Evan."
Alex:"You are so lucky."
by emmaly9678 October 20, 2013
A really annoying man that won't stop bugging people when they tell him to stop and also tells corny jokes
by xoxoelse January 24, 2017
1. To become excited and partially aroused at the notion of Justin Bieber or Harry Potter 2. The act of milking a hamster
by raguthegreatwizardking November 07, 2010