Essex Girl

/ ‘es.iks ,g3:l /
Noun (archaic, informal)
-see also ‘witch,’ ‘harpy,’ ‘siren,’ ‘Jezebel,’ ‘harlot,’

Q: How many men does it take to change an Essex Girl?
A: None! She ain’t changing for no Chad!

by EGLF August 8, 2024

Essex Bear

Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.

Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now

by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022

Essex

Essex - An elderly woman most commonly known for being an incredibly attractive female that hits on younger men. It is the next gen version of what is commonly referred to as a Cougar.

If you spot an Essex beware of the following:
1. DO NOT RUN, it triggers her epeen to become fully erect and display her hostile nature of killing players.
2. Can hit on younger men in mili-seconds.
3. Has a fetish for incredibly well furnished housing.
4. Has a known obsession with Chua's.

keep posted for further updates about this rare humanoid.

Happy birthday Essex

by thunderbearxxx June 5, 2014

essex ontario

stupid ass town 20 minutes away from windsor. we have about 7 different pizza places but not a single walmart.

“where do you live”
“essex ontario”
“ew fuck off hoe”

by uhhhhhidkkk September 23, 2021

essex green

Literally a color that schools dont like since it has the word sex in it.

-L school.

Just type essex green into your school computer and get it blocked in the next 3 seconds! Rapid timing guys!

Fuck outta my business school. Its a damn color

by S p a c e January 28, 2023

Essex handshake

A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.

I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley

by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016

essex hunt dance

a dance where it doesn't matter if your ugly, you always will get grinded by anyone if you wear a fitted dress.

"Woah, did you just grind that ugly girl with the nice body?" "Yeah, its the essex hunt dance."

by idkperson1234444 April 26, 2014