Essex breakfast

the morning after pill

an Essex breakfast

by jmp28 February 22, 2022

Essex, esSex, esseX

Essex, esSex, esseX

Essex, esSex, esseX

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 5, 2025

essex ontario

stupid ass town 20 minutes away from windsor. we have about 7 different pizza places but not a single walmart.

“where do you live”
“essex ontario”
“ew fuck off hoe”

by uhhhhhidkkk September 23, 2021

Essex Girl

/ ‘es.iks ,g3:l /
Noun (archaic, informal)
-see also ‘witch,’ ‘harpy,’ ‘siren,’ ‘Jezebel,’ ‘harlot,’

Q: How many men does it take to change an Essex Girl?
A: None! She ain’t changing for no Chad!

by EGLF August 8, 2024

Essex Bear

Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.

Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now

by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022

essex green

Literally a color that schools dont like since it has the word sex in it.

-L school.

Just type essex green into your school computer and get it blocked in the next 3 seconds! Rapid timing guys!

Fuck outta my business school. Its a damn color

by S p a c e January 28, 2023

essex hunt dance

a dance where it doesn't matter if your ugly, you always will get grinded by anyone if you wear a fitted dress.

"Woah, did you just grind that ugly girl with the nice body?" "Yeah, its the essex hunt dance."

by idkperson1234444 April 26, 2014