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UV enema

n. Under-appreciated medical therapy advocated by POTUS and several loose cannons as a cure for any and all life- threatening ailments.

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AIDS? Sounds serious. But have you tried a UV enema? Can’t hurt right? Unless the lamp burns you, or the cost means you can’t afford real, effective treatment.
by gnostic3 April 25, 2020
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Digital Enema

The act of plugging one end of an HDMI cable into a TV, and sticking the other end deep in your ass to see if it'll show up on-screen.
I shoved an HDMI cable in my ass. Digital Enema.
by goawaynicholas June 15, 2020
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Irish Enema

Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag.
"Hey, can I get an Irish enema?
That's Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag."
by soaringjupiter January 13, 2023
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Splashback Enema

When a dense drop jets a puff of water upwards fast enough to enter the sphincter before it closes from the release.
This requires very specific conditions to occur, and consequently is a rare but possible event
Well boys, it finally happened. I just received a splashback enema. As if that wasn't bad enough I had toilet water overflow from the invasion site dripping down my cheeks.
by wynx October 29, 2020
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Jailhouse enema

Where you drink a mystery drink made by fellow cellmates in order to receive a highly deemed item from commissary. Often a mixture of kool aid, shave cream, vaseline, shampoo, conditioner and chilli powder. Internal cleansing on a budget.
Ole Spanky in the hospital after overdoing that jailhouse enema
by Besu February 10, 2021
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Algerian enema

A sexual practice between two or more people which involves the insertion of a hookah pipe inside a person's rectum, after which the receiver of this procedure is made to smoke from aforementioned hookah pipe. Much like the famous practice of "ass-to-mouth" with the difference of the male genetalia being replaced by a different object still phallic in its physical nature, in this case a hookah pipe.
-Bro did you hear about Dave getting an Algerian enema last night?
-Damn bro his breath must smell like shit?
by Teaenjoyer September 10, 2021
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golden enema

when someone pee’s in your ass when doing anal
Hey babe, i want a golden enema tonight
by Cheesecake Shop October 1, 2021
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