“I was so fucking backed up, I had to go to target for a retail Enema. I was almost shitting before I could get my pants off.
by Cantstandya April 01, 2018
Priest 1: So when did you become a Christian?
Priest 2: When I was given an evangelical enema as a choir boy.
Priest 2: When I was given an evangelical enema as a choir boy.
by Nastyoldnasty October 09, 2017
When a dense drop jets a puff of water upwards fast enough to enter the sphincter before it closes from the release.
This requires very specific conditions to occur, and consequently is a rare but possible event
This requires very specific conditions to occur, and consequently is a rare but possible event
Well boys, it finally happened. I just received a splashback enema. As if that wasn't bad enough I had toilet water overflow from the invasion site dripping down my cheeks.
by wynx October 29, 2020
It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend
by Another forsaken February 08, 2020
"I'm pretty backed up... honey can you give me a Louisiana enema, I need help releasing what's in my bowels."
by DaBackwoods February 02, 2019
When a group of gangsters shove a wooden broomstick up a man's anus as far as it will go(using some Crisco if needed), then places their foot at the entry point, and breaks the broomstick off inside the anus.
by BigT1985 November 14, 2017
The act of plugging one end of an HDMI cable into a TV, and sticking the other end deep in your ass to see if it'll show up on-screen.
by goawaynicholas June 15, 2020