Priest 1: So when did you become a Christian?
Priest 2: When I was given an evangelical enema as a choir boy.
Priest 2: When I was given an evangelical enema as a choir boy.
by Nastyoldnasty October 9, 2017

Leaping from a large building bare assed into a body of water while spreading your cheeks and allowing the water to penetrate the asshole thus flushing the system of toxins and leaving the anal cavity moist and refreshed
I couldn't fit this spire in the my ass so I jumped from the bridge successfully giving myself a ghetto enema
by Big League Jew December 15, 2013

by soaringjupiter January 13, 2023

When a group of gangsters shove a wooden broomstick up a man's anus as far as it will go(using some Crisco if needed), then places their foot at the entry point, and breaks the broomstick off inside the anus.
by BigT1985 November 13, 2017

After P F Changs last night it felt like a river coming from my ass.
I had an enema surprise, did someone drug me?
I had an enema surprise, did someone drug me?
by froggy69 September 25, 2014

by Cheesecake Shop October 1, 2021

The act of plugging one end of an HDMI cable into a TV, and sticking the other end deep in your ass to see if it'll show up on-screen.
by goawaynicholas June 15, 2020
