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Evangelical Enema

The conversion of religion through anal sex.
Priest 1: So when did you become a Christian?

Priest 2: When I was given an evangelical enema as a choir boy.
by Nastyoldnasty October 9, 2017
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ghetto enema

Leaping from a large building bare assed into a body of water while spreading your cheeks and allowing the water to penetrate the asshole thus flushing the system of toxins and leaving the anal cavity moist and refreshed
I couldn't fit this spire in the my ass so I jumped from the bridge successfully giving myself a ghetto enema
by Big League Jew December 15, 2013
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Irish Enema

Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag.
"Hey, can I get an Irish enema?
That's Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag."
by soaringjupiter January 13, 2023
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Nigerian Enema

When a group of gangsters shove a wooden broomstick up a man's anus as far as it will go(using some Crisco if needed), then places their foot at the entry point, and breaks the broomstick off inside the anus.
We had to give the snitch a Nigerian enema.
by BigT1985 November 13, 2017
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enema surprise

When you have way too much diarhea and are convinced that someone did this to you.
After P F Changs last night it felt like a river coming from my ass.
I had an enema surprise, did someone drug me?
by froggy69 September 25, 2014
mugGet the enema surprisemug.

golden enema

when someone pee’s in your ass when doing anal
Hey babe, i want a golden enema tonight
by Cheesecake Shop October 1, 2021
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Digital Enema

The act of plugging one end of an HDMI cable into a TV, and sticking the other end deep in your ass to see if it'll show up on-screen.
I shoved an HDMI cable in my ass. Digital Enema.
by goawaynicholas June 15, 2020
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