El Tuerto

Translated loosely from Spanish to mean "The One-Eyed", El Tuerto is an interesting occurrence in today's society.

Not belonging to a set clique, El Tuerto prefers to roam and is a very social creature. It tends to be insightful, and is very sarcastic and prone to vehement invective when attacked.

The phrase is derived from both Norse Mythology (Odin), and the statement "In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is King."

El Tuerto is a renaissance man of sorts, and prefers to have a diverse knowledge of many things, especially strategy, combat, religion, science, psychology, and languages.

He is oft the one who is speaking in complete sentences in chat rooms and in online games.
Dude, did you see James' grades? He's trying to be El Tuerto!

That guy pwned me like El Tuerto.
by Andorr Gholorm September 14, 2003
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El Puko

A legendary, semi-mystical heroic trivia sage who lives in a Buick Invicta with his best friend, Pepe the Love Goat.

Popular with the nubiles and the ASPCA alike.
Man, you really pulled an el puko on that question, here's a drink. Don't puke, though.
by A. Trebec May 01, 2007
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El Smacko

The act of smacking someone, or being smacked. Hit too.
"He was walking along the train tracks, and el smacko! He was killed by the train."
by magicdenoyo September 21, 2009
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el pimpo

Being incredibly cool in every way possible.
Did you see Az macking that hottie in his sweet ride, he's such an el pimpo.
by Scotty Matheson June 29, 2007
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El pamo

A guy who didn’t care about anything but a sip of a joint
¿Quién fuma? El pamo!
by GonsenheimerSpieß January 19, 2022
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El Alstrogen

A term used when a lot of El Al girls are in one area. El Alstrogen can be used in simmilar situations as Estrogen.

El Al is a chapter in the B'nai B'rith Youth Organization (BBYO).
Girl 1: Did you have fun at the El Al event last night?
Girl 2: It was fantastic but there sure was a lot of El Alstrogen in that room.
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El Lueco

Mr Lucas Tait as a spanish civil war hero, he likes cheese, and fighting asians in the setting sun, mike rochon is heroic sidekick, along with cody longpre, the female love slave that follows the camel with a rope around his neck. mike solyom likes to fondle the dinamic trio, VIVA EL LUECO
El Lueco is a masterful mandude
by Lucas Tait November 03, 2004
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