ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped

Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024

ejected penis

your penis goes from small to big

Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024

ejected

when it comes out (if you know you know)

I ejected out of my dick and went on my hand

by beater defeater 69 November 12, 2023

Ejection Seating

The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.

Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.

"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."

"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."

"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."

by Aura Lucia October 30, 2025

Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.

When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat

by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016

Surprise Eject

A Surprise Eject is the act where your genetically male sex partner and you have made an agreement to warn the giver of oral stimulation, before ejaculating. However, then so encumbered by the pleasure, ejecting around the facial area without a warning.

Friend: ''Don't you warn her first before you glaze her face?''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''

by GregoryFerdinandMaleMaleFemale September 29, 2017

Prime Erectability

The sweet spot in between flaccid and an obnoxiously long lasting erection.

She started kissing my neck, I skipped a quarter chub and went straight to Prime Erectability

by MOEGMOEMONEY October 8, 2019