flaccid ejaculated

shooting cum out of your penis without having an erection, amplifying the attractiveness of the girl specified or one at which you are lusting

Dude, I just flaccid ejaculated (or fe'd) when Sarah walked by. She's so hot in that miniskirt.

by Willieeee October 18, 2008

eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.

The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus

by Jaywalks February 24, 2010

Ejaculation station

When you cum on an obese pigs snout and poop on it’s ears then ride it around your neighborhood like a horse, commonly done in Alabama and Mississippi.

Did you see that? He did an ejaculation station on that poor pig.

by tripod 8 November 1, 2018

ejaculation

Meaning 1:the action of ejecting semen from the body.
Meaning 2:achieving full potential to cum while watching porn

educational purposes only!!

Jimmy:Hey bro i just had an ejaculation.
Stephanie:EW JIMMY

by minecraft savage pussy slayer February 26, 2019

premature ejaculation

when a male (mainly one who wears "mighty whities") lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an orgasm

she dumped me b/c i am a premature ejaculator and i didnt please her

by dre dre August 20, 2004

ejaculate and evacuate

When a male ejaculates into a women and leaves because he doesn’t want to be stuck with a baby

Bro I gotta ejaculate and evacuate into some girl tonight.

by Peter ;-) January 11, 2018

Exaculate

precise, as in "spot on" with all the excitement, relief and satisfaction of well...you know....sex.

Also:
2) A nice/naughty shoppers term used to express delight at a particular find. For example, to-die-for shoes to go with that new outfit. "OMG, they're exaculate!"

(3) A term used to describe an attractive single male. "He's absolutely exaculate!"

by sheba's fire March 19, 2009