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Eiser

To get fucked. To get fucked for a long period of time. To get screwed over. Forced to do anything against your will. Being left out. To fuck a person, place, or thing. To descirbe a situation as shitty. To attempt to kill or get someone killed.

Alternate meaning: To describe someone as a worthless fucktard, shit eating, faggot, goose stepping nazi, asshole, dickhead, dick, pussy, cunt, whore, stupid, reject, queer, anal, cum dumpster, gutter slut, jizz stain, mother fucker, afghan, chai boy, and child molester.

Eiser is an all encompassing term for any and all future curse words.
Man, the boss really eisered me today! I have to work through the weekend!

Sarah got eisered hard at that frat party.

Mitchell is such an eiser when he wakes up.

This is all eisered up!

Wow shes such a fucking eiser.

All those soldiers got eisered by thier commanders decsion.
by Mustang6 October 23, 2012
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new berlin eisenhower

the best school in new berlin that obtains..

incredibly attractive girls who are absolutely insane in addition to their breathtakingly good looks.

astonishing goodlooking guys that obtain their own language noone understands
guy 1 ' you hung out with new berlin eisenhower girls?!'

guy 2 'your soo luckkkyyyy'
by Ike School March 26, 2011
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eisar

Eisar is the beautiful and fun person to talk to! She is very crazy in a weird way and if ur her friend she is the best hang out with. She gets bored very easily. She is very pretty and talented and just the best!
Wooahhh!! Bro she’s an Eisar.
by Wtf beech March 27, 2019
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Eisenhower High School

Eisenhower High School, the worst school ever. horrible teachers. everyone’s failing. everyone comes to school either high or drunk off they asses. the guys get bjs in the janitors closet ;) the girls pussy always stankkk. when u walk past the bathroom all you smell is mango mixed with shit. them bathrooms be full of blood all over the damn seat and floor. the girls are all desperate so they fuck grown men. the guys are always scratching their balls or always have boners failing horribly to hide it. the girls have no shame with showin they nasty ass bodies. at hoco everyone was gettin sexual even during songs that u don’t. all you see is air forces. bitches be singing in the hallways bc they dgaf. there is canine drug searches randomly all the damn time. everyone a snitch lowkey. the pep rallys are actually so boring n pointless. you’re only cool if u got a truck or another expensive car. the girls be gettin mono all the time. ppl spreading rumors bout other ppl bein pregnant. all the teachers tryna fuck the students...literally. who name they school “ike” tf. all in all don’t fuckin go here. issa big mistake. no cap frfr
Guy1: “yo have u heard of Eisenhower High School?”

Guy2: “yea ain’t that the school with a fuck ton of sex offenders?”

Guy1: “yea but i heard it’s full of hoes”

Guy2: “but they all nasty”

Guy1: “true i just need some pussy”

Guy2: “go fuck ur sister or sum man”

Guy1: “i already did maybe i’ll fuck my cousin now she fine”

Guy2: “ shit threesome?”
by idkumyea6969 January 30, 2020
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Eisidisi

An immortal Aztec god that blows fire and he cries when his arm gets cut of
Eisidisi blows up jojo laughs
by jaydenisnotreal April 12, 2022
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Madeline Eisen

V., the act of using one's hands to forcefully persuade a substantially large tortilla chip into a small jar of salsa
DUDE!! that chip totally didn't fit into that young jar, so i madeline eisened that SHIT!
by T-unk!!!!!! September 28, 2008
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The Eisen

When a male with diarrhea is conducting intercourse and the receiving party is covered in fecal matter.
"Jamie" was disappointed when he noticed the feces all over his legs and realized he had just received The Eisen.
by Kyle Eisen April 19, 2006
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