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To get fucked. To get fucked for a long period of time. To get screwed over. Forced to do anything against your will. Being left out. To fuck a person, place, or thing. To descirbe a situation as shitty. To attempt to kill or get someone killed.

Alternate meaning: To describe someone as a worthless fucktard, shit eating, faggot, goose stepping nazi, asshole, dickhead, dick, pussy, cunt, whore, stupid, reject, queer, anal, cum dumpster, gutter slut, jizz stain, mother fucker, afghan, chai boy, and child molester.

Eiser is an all encompassing term for any and all future curse words.
Man, the boss really eisered me today! I have to work through the weekend!

Sarah got eisered hard at that frat party.

Mitchell is such an eiser when he wakes up.

This is all eisered up!

Wow shes such a fucking eiser.

All those soldiers got eisered by thier commanders decsion.
Eiser by Mustang6 October 23, 2012
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1.A state or feelings of extreme love; Intense feelings of love.
2. Loving somebody to the state of feeling overpowering emotions i.e ecstasy and or serenity in their company.
3. Feelings of intense emotions, which go beyond love; a soul mate.
1. I exserene you baby.
2. Mireya was sitting down, Adiel was watching her and felt an over whelming sense of exserene.
exserene by Adiel April 20, 2008
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Someone with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS). EDS is a very rare genetic connective tissue disorder that causes faulty collagen to be made. EDS can affect every system in the body. The most common symptoms of EDS are severe pain and joint dislocations. Some types of EDS can cause instant death. This term is often used in EDS health communities online.
Her EDSer friends understood how painful it is to repeatedly dislocate joints because they also have EDS.
EDSer by amynluv December 7, 2011

Ronnie Eiler 

loves alfs and driving home by himself and leaving friends stranded at the bars

AKA Ron solo
Man we were all about to drive home together after the bars but you totally "Ronnie Eilered" us
Ronnie Eiler by a standed bargoer August 17, 2011
A great friend. Kind of weird, but a really good weird. Extremely attractive, fun to be with. Don’t lose your Eisen. He’s good to be around! Don’t forget about the Eisen, he will be sad. Eisen takes good care of his relationships. Eisen is a bit awkward around some people, but once he gets to know you, he is much more open.

If you are ever seated next to an Eisen, be cautious. If you’re male, he could try and befriend you. Good idea. Be friends. If you’re female, he may try and seduce you or befriend you. Submit to either depending on your sexual preference and relationship status.

Eisen is friends with Harrys, Matthews, Michaels, and Andersons.
Person 1: you’re such an Eisen. I love you!
Person 2: 😶
Eisen by Danny_Dino January 3, 2020

eseroghene 

Eseroghene is an African American name that means a gift from God.They have really big hearts that are contagious.They are pretty cute people.They have awesome personalitys
and love to make people laugh because they are super funny.They are willing to do anything for their freinds but love drama.People named Eseroghene are really nice and considerate and are really good in relationships and kids.They love large families and are really trustworthy people.Eseroghenes might be a little mean sometimes but dont play with there freindship and are really sensitive people.They love to try new things even if it's good or bad.Peoole named Eseroghene are usually called Ese for short .Eseroghene is a very unique name.
that girl Eseroghene is a really nice person to hang out with
eseroghene by stephenie May 31, 2019

Eisenhower High School 

A dingy ass wanna be "rich school". All the girls date DSL guys, vape their little juuls, and wear crocs and Birkenstocks. And all the guys do is get caught smoking in the bathrooms, ask for pics/bps 24/7 and wear big puffy coats. Everyone is high all the time but at this point they don't care. As of right now they only care about is lanyards. The school smells like ass 1/2 the time at the point where you would want to throw up. Also the teachers are trash and trash at catching us vaping in the class. We had a great football team 2 seasons ago, now it's kinda trash. The others teams are above average.
Girl 1: I found you a Utica guy
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School