One of da realest mfers out there. Owner of 20 lovely Instagram pages, some being @nbaplayergrader, @thedailyintellect, @bottom.ball.coverage, and more. He is also the creator of characters such as "Eugene Collinsworth, Craig Rooter, and upon many others.
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Get the Reece Eggers mug.1. The practice of separating the egg portion of your breakfast from the other portions of your breakfast.
2. A term describing a situation that occurs when a group of people are attempting to determine where to purchase a meal, when one part of the group wants breakfast, and the other wants lunch. Those who want breakfast are known as Eggregationists.
2. A term describing a situation that occurs when a group of people are attempting to determine where to purchase a meal, when one part of the group wants breakfast, and the other wants lunch. Those who want breakfast are known as Eggregationists.
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John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
Person 1(who has clearly never read Homestuck to be asking this question): Who's your favourite character from Homestuck?
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
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Get the John Egbert mug.Typically described as a full on male nerd who fully believes that the introduction and then subsequent removal of his sexual attentions from a woman's life can destroy her very existence. Confident in his extraordinary bedroom prowess, he can be characterised by his awkward dress sense, many female "just" friends, short stature and his extensive collection of PC gaming paraphenalia. Often balding, this man wears spectacles and declares himself an athiest. Is likely to have pronounced his love to many women, directly followed by a knowing look and the phrase "I'd only hurt you." This belief is based on real experience or an impressive intellectual architecture of movie plots sublimated over many years of saturday nights at home.
Stock phrases include "Trust me, I'm a dick", "No, Modern Warfare on the PC is way better" and "Sure mum, I'll zip you up".
Stock phrases include "Trust me, I'm a dick", "No, Modern Warfare on the PC is way better" and "Sure mum, I'll zip you up".
Me: Oh god, its eggbert again.
Eggbert (Getting off back of Motorbike, behind driver):
Bye mum!
(Driver Waves, adjusts woolen coat and drives away)
Eggbert (Getting off back of Motorbike, behind driver):
Bye mum!
(Driver Waves, adjusts woolen coat and drives away)
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