by Betty Jo February 14, 2019
Get the Excuse-a-may mug.It is said when you put one leg on another while sitting on a chair in a way that your half butt is facing the person in front of you.
Excuse my half ass guys, I got pimples in my ass
When I sit on a chair for too long, I rest one leg on the other excusing my half bare ass
When I sit on a chair for too long, I rest one leg on the other excusing my half bare ass
by Pooyesh December 14, 2022
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Edward: I’m sorry man, I just can’t make it because I have an exam tomorrow
John: oh here we go again, Excusedward.
John: oh here we go again, Excusedward.
by Notahorribleboss January 7, 2023
Get the Excusedward mug.An excuse used for when someone says a stupid thing and later uses an excuse that says they were trolling to make themselves look smarter and seek to defend or justify.
A: I do not like Minecraft, IMO.
B: I HATE YOU FOR NOT LIKING MINECRAFT
C: Calm down, it is his opinion.
D: Do you know what IMO means? It means (in my opinion), now grow up and respect opinions
B: I TROLLED U NOOBS
D: Really, a troll excuse?
C: Good job, I hope you feel better now honey!
B: I HATE YOU FOR NOT LIKING MINECRAFT
C: Calm down, it is his opinion.
D: Do you know what IMO means? It means (in my opinion), now grow up and respect opinions
B: I TROLLED U NOOBS
D: Really, a troll excuse?
C: Good job, I hope you feel better now honey!
by MightyandSonic January 1, 2015
Get the Troll Excuse mug.Lying to a girl when breaking up you have cancer and that you don't want to ruin her life at your expense.
"Hey what happened to that girl you were dating?"
"I ended it using the deadpool excuse, so i got off scot free.
"I ended it using the deadpool excuse, so i got off scot free.
by lilengine April 25, 2017
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When someone acts as if they don't care/where not listening because they are too stupid to grasp what your saying.
When someone acts as if they don't care/where not listening because they are too stupid to grasp what your saying.
Genius:”Something extremely interesting”
Idiot:wasn’t even listening to be honest
Genius: stop trying to use the Dickhead excuse I’m far too intelligent to fall for it
Idiot:wasn’t even listening to be honest
Genius: stop trying to use the Dickhead excuse I’m far too intelligent to fall for it
by Agathor0303 June 20, 2023
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