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1:An excuse to make life more misrable by the goverment

2:What most of us need

3:An excuse by the goverment to enslave us in a 8-12 hour prison with a bitchy dictating teacher to teach us crap and mistreat us so we are misrable, become barbarians, and so they can brain control us so we become "Sufisticated"
people.
Enslavement and embarrasment to the children labor laws. They don't even pay us when we are kids and in school.
by Zero February 20, 2004
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wiki-educated

Someone who mostly learns from reading articles on wiki sites.
Dude 1: Dude, I don't get it you're usually so smart but the president of Finland was not born in sweden and had a sex change... thats ridiculous.

Dude 2: Sorry man, it's just that I'm wiki-educated... you never know what creeps into those sites.
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ICE is as shitty as schools get.

All the kids their suck and have no life whatsoever. If you go there expect to be shamed if your straight and converted to lesbianism. The students there are super mean and are probably talking about you behind your back. They will walk out for some cause but only to be on their phones and skip class. Expect to be tricked into saying the n-word then screamed at. If you’re white and male you’re basically a nazi.

The teachers their are mostly pedophiles who have sex with the students. Last year they wrote complete shit about each kid on a google doc and how they’re all depressed as fuck.
Person: What school do you go to?

Other person: The Institute for Collaborative Education

Person: Isn’t that the school where that kid died of lead poisoning from the water.

Other person: Oh yeah, Jim wasn’t it?

Person: No I think it was Dylan something.

Other person: Oh no, that guy just inhaled to much boys bathroom.

Person: Oh
by AkwrdQuesadilla July 13, 2019
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Educationally sexy

When someone is so smart it turns people on
Clara: * A plussing away
Matt: Your so educationally sexy clara!
Clara: LOL!, what does that mean
Matt: Your so smart and awesome at everything, it turs me on
Clara: Woww, your sexy in everyway possible!
Matt: i love you.
by iloveclara September 16, 2009
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educated lame

A person who has demonstrated intelligence through earning academic credentials (e.g., a bachelors degree) or has earned intelligence in an informal way but who is not considered "cool" by those in the community who place more value on things that are not intelectual.
Girl 1: Why you bring an educated lame to the club with us?

Girl 2: You didn't even give him a chance.

Girl 1: What you mean? The dude came in here trying to teach me about "the rule of 72," the difference between communism and socialism, and the way algorithms work, but he didn't know how to dance and hadn't memorized any rapper's songs. Yo' dude boring as hell!
by It'sDame October 19, 2022
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Ebuka

To be best-dressed
You are too ebuka, so you can't be among my bridesmaids.
by Bimsy November 27, 2017
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Special education

I fucking hate "Special ed" Classes so much. Sure, it can help people with severe ADHD or autism or whatever, But for kids on the lighter side of the spectrum, It just seperates them from their peers, gets them bullied and teased, And just makes everything for easy for no reason!
I would slap my middle school Special education teacher so hard, She would wake up with severe ADHD, Autism and mental retardation.
by coolhandlehere69420 January 8, 2023
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